guess who has internet now? 'tis all very exciting, it was a relatively simple problem apparently. dad walked me through fixing it, i only had to select two boxes in some obscure section under internet protocol. sigh, for a common problem they sure put it in a hard to find place. dad wasn't impressed though, he thinks our 'network advisor' must be pretty useless to not pick it up. he's probably right.
but yes, it's nice to have internet here... my dependence on it may reassert itself. speaking of which, i needed to know the meaning of a word used during today's lecture... 'demotic: of or for the common people'. that makes sense now... it was about pop culture. and stoves. lots of stoves. our lecturer is most definitely a nut.
so, this week? monday james drove me to caulfield and we parked 20 minutes into my lecture. i didn't want to go in, so really the getting up before 6 only resulted in me getting some early morning shopping done. [sorry james, i didn't want to walk in so late into my first lecture... way too scary] we also went to chadstone briefly as it's ridiculously close, then bummed around in my box. i had another lecture at 3 and james drove me to that one too. i had plenty of time to spare for this one so i had an ice mocha and read my book.
the lecture was entertaining, basically an introduction to the course. we have 5 different exercises/assignments this semester and, due to retarded due dates, i'm going to have to organise my time fairly well. these include a vector mandala, a chess-themed poster, a 'dada' poster [i have no clue either], a candy box and a photoshopped, surreal landscape.
shall be fun. the lecturer is great too
i caught up with james at nic's, annie was too tired/dead/homeworking [poor thing] to join but we basically went on an adventure in quest of a wii. we found the last one in target. much going back and forth though... sigh. we [read: i] defrosted homebrand pizza for our dinner and then we played games with two others :) my brain age is 80 because they kept yelling out random words.
james drove us back here then got up ridiculously early [6:30 i think] to get a carpark at swinny. i went off to my one class - it wasn't as interesting as the first but not too bad - lugged painfully heavy equipment 20 minutes up to normanby [ugh], drank green tea with normanbies, had lunch with james in richmond and visited nyssa, had dinner at nana's with annie, then we caught a train to glen ferrie and bummed around with nic and james. bed at 2 am, up at 6:30 and off to an 8 am lecture. the stove one.
also today i stressed about my internet, got pissed off my unhelpful monash admin people and ate too many cookies. they're all gone. i also cooked for myself - a very nyummy chicken salad. and no food poisoning as of yet.
talked to annie, dad helped fix my internet, end of story. it's only 9pm but i'm really rather tired... i'll take some photos of my box so all can see though. one minute. and stop being dirty.
on second thoughts, you can wait. the light is too low. shall do it during daylight hours i think :)
bubbye all
8:53 pm;
rawrd by Brie
Okay, i'll just sum up this week quickly - or as quickly as i can - because i've had a severe lack of internet lately so it's been a while...
also, it's rather disjointed... apologies, i'm really tired.
- i got my license despite screwing up the manoeuvre rather badly. my photo makes me look albino
- a few of us saw american gangster that night, mainly because i wanted to drive. i also visited james
- i drove james home. heheh
- i came back to james' [valentine's day]
- this is where a day of much fun occured. we had a picnic, saw a movie [definitely maybe] and managed to squeeze into the thai restaurant in warragul :)
- i went home again home again.
- saw 27 dresses with mum and had coffee, then to the mexican place with my family for dinner, quite a few margaritas were had. i also saw dan
- saturday involved much moving of stuff. like a fridge up 2 flights of stairs. and incredibly heavy suitcases. my box is a place of awesome. as is my fridge. i find the fact that i have a fridge very much awesome.
- came back for tom's [as in drinking mate of james kind of tom] and maddy's birthday parties. i enjoyed myself, though i was a little cold. it was nice to see people.
- back to melbourne on sunday and annie and i had dinner with the other box residents. interesting... but nice. i muchly approve of mairead and sarah is funny.
- an early night due to tiredness
okay, i'm done with dot points now. they're irritating.
i slept through whatever activity was organised for monday and met up with james. we wandered around to meet annie on campus for a while and i did terribly interesting things such as joining the union. also, dragonfruit nutrient water is very nice. james came inside my box. i had to say that... annie had to head home but james and i went to nic's for dinner, along with nicole. it was really nice... mmmm deliciousness... and then the four of us [one monash student, two swinburne students and one RMIT student] went to the monash orientation party at QBH. i enjoyed myself for most of it but ended up stressing out because i couldn't spot any more normanby [my residence] people to go home with... turns out there was a bus at 1 am. but anyway, i think that may have ruined it for the others [sorry :( ] and we left to go elsewhere at midnight. nicole and/or nic had misread the timetable though so we missed that last train. joyous. the 24 hour mcdonalds chose to be closed for maintenance that night too. so we caught a taxi to nic and watched movies until 5 am. at which time james and myself caught the first train back to my box. we arrived back at 6:30... were in bed by 7 and slept until sometime around 9:30. - then back to nic's and the four of us spent the day wandering around melbourne.
it was a lot of fun really, nicole bought me tea and a cute teapot as a box-warming present which was sweet of her. and i also got a bright pink laundry bag. heheh. we were mainly at melbourne central wandering around. i was back at my box by 6 for chicken, salad and karaoke. in no particular order. there was too much sitting around though so annie and i got bored and went upstairs to the boxes to talk. mainly about transport and fridges, but other interesting things too. unfortunately the karaoke did eventually occur and i was kept awake for quite a while... sigh
oh, and with my trusty daily metcard that day i travelled on 6 different trains, 3 buses and 2 trams.
wednesday i had orientation at caulfield. it was miserable weather unfortunately but it was interesting. i mainly talked with mairead but i met a few other people too. we started off as art and design and then split into our actually classes. [not that it matters as everyone has a common first semester] it turns out there's a guy in my class who also lives in one of the residences. he doesn't know anyone here [as in, in this state] as he's from townsville but i hope to get to know him better as he seems pretty cool (^^)
myself, james, nic, adelaide, naomi, nicole and iggi also saw jumper that night at crown. i enjoyed, as well as the sitting around that occurred afterwards. iggi, adelaide and nicole all headed to their respectives homes but james, naomi and i went back to nic's [he went home an hour earlier so we caught up after] and talked to two moe girls until midnight. turns out i used to work with one of them... i laugh. we stayed up a while afterwards playing pool, watching bad advertisements and talking. much fun. someone was having a birthday party after midnight too, we got free cake.
a macca's run also occurred and the sauce that was in my pocket exploded. sigh. mmm and then sleep... and back to my box by 1. lunch and then annie and i looked at clubs, we've both joined the japanese one - it sounds like much fun. there's a cocktail party in second semester :D
we also got free soft drink and energy drinks ["nutrient water"] and looked around for a bit. i checked out the library. i'm very tempted to join the 'fellowship of the ring' club so i can borrow from their fantasy collection too...
and maybe the dance club, though there's a place with group lessons in glenferrie :)
and then we went home and met up with james at the trainstation. we stood from clayton to warragul... fun fun. i think that's everything in short though [yes, i could have gone on] so i'll leave it there.
oh and we're thinking of having fortnightly social nights at nic's :D
9:53 pm;
rawrd by Brie
well i thought it was time for another update, i've been rather busy of late i'm afraid... simon is complaining about the amount of parties i've been going to. i can't decide if i should complain or not... today i had to be weighed and measured as part of the gym program [happens once a month] and while i've gained a kilo [i blame the parties for that one] i've apparently lost 7 cm from various parts of my body. so does this mean the extra weight is in fact muscle? who would have thought... i sure as hell don't. something must be wrong :P
but yes, wednesday night it turned out to just be iggi, nicole, james and myself. we ate nachos and chips and watched a 70's movie called 'american graffiti' [probably better if attention is paid and the disc didn't skip] and 'se7en'. we were all pretty tired though, so it wasn't a late night. nicole and iggi left fairly early on thursday and i was driven to work by james :D
thursday was pretty much uneventful after that, i tidied up and did some odd jobs. oh and at some stage i finished the devil puzzle. tuesday i think... james took it home to his parents :)
friday i was up early [eeek] in order to catch a train so james could take me [and taylin] to melbourne by way of bessie's house. the presentation for the computer game program was at 11 at acmi, unfortunately they were beaten by a platform game. i expect they lost due to it's complicated-ness... but oh well. james and i had lunch with nyssa at transport and - apart from the fact that i ended up sunburnt during the only hour of sunlight on the otherwise overcast/rainy day - i really enjoyed myself. i had a present from china passed on to me yesterday by james too, it's a lolly tin with astroboy on it. very cute :P
but yes, much fun. we left before 3 and had much fun trying to get out of the damn rod laver carpark. turns out we had to go pay for the ticket at a desk in the back corner.... sigh
we detoured to bessie's for a little bit then all four of us spent the rest of the afternoon at james' [looking at his pretty computer and playing with the kitten] before heading straight to timmy's.
oh and there was a conspiracy to steal bessie's hat. or at least so he says.
i know timmy usually reads this... your party was great fun :D
i really enjoyed the d'n'm with alayne, simon and james, as well as catching up with people i haven't been seeing enough of, especially annie. i plan on visiting her some time this week to discuss foods. we're going to be cooking buddies! shall be... interesting.
anyways, putting empty bottles/cans on fence posts was vastly entertaining and i enjoyed drinking lolly-water for a bit of a change. yay for my namesake. i only wish that the damn fence weren't electric. (><)
we hitched a ride home to my house with shearing, i approve of his girlfriend - she's very nice. i had barely spoken to her before friday night.
then came sleeeeeeep. and movie watching and work. james disappeared to scott's. a place i also made an appearance at after work. due to an 'adventure' to various parts of moe on the way home i didn't actually get to the party until about 11:30, 10 minutes after half the party left. sigh. so i talked to john and watched family guy. apparently since we're going to be campus buddies we're getting matching tattoos. john has decided on a dragon with tiger stripes, a sword for a tail and james' head. i laugh.
i enjoyed myself but only stayed up there for an hour and a half or so. james left at 8 am and i got up at about 9. scott was trying to teach me how to play smash brothers properly when dad arrived.
nearly an hour of driving practise [the manoevres] and another drive to bunyip to visit grandma. i don't see her all that often so it was nice. we discussed the new p plater rules, heath ledger [she wanted to know if he was a good actor], uni, various things really.
i went home and then joined james in the afternoon, i'm sure we did something interesting but i'll be damned if i can remember what it was. i'll ask him. oh wait, we visited annie and angelo for a little bit... then went back to his house so he could grab his stuff. his parents are muchly deprived and have never had barbecued dim sims.
naomi's was fun, there were only 10 of us and we sat around and talked basically. an excursion to the park was made and - after half of us had left - burton arrived. he didn't irritate me and i enjoyed our [naomi, nicole, james, myself and john] conversation. apparently there's a big o-week party next monday which i now plan on going to... and smuggling in james. then back to james' house of course. we came back here after some sleep, anime and a maccas lunch. smoking aces is a good movie.
i think that's about it... tomorrow i go for my license, rather nervous but i think i'll be fine. and as soon as i get back from that i have my very own car to drive. huzzah!
8:26 pm;
rawrd by Brie
heheh yesterday i went to a local beauty salon [is that even what they're called?] to use up a voucher mum got me. it was pretty fun, a massage and then playing with make-up. for any girls interested, angle brushes are things of cool. you use them to put on eyeshadows as eyeliners, they're easy and i bought one :)
also, i went to james' where we watched the butterfly effect 2 [not bad] and pokemon 3 [better... almost] whilst eating ice-cream and ice-magic. i apporve. smoogle says 'shut the fuck up' in the mini episode before the movie...
and now james is trying to distract me/read over my shoulder. hello james. oh and today was that morning- stop biting- morning tea thing. it was kinda cool... no show from dan again. a few of us had lunch at chambers after, aimee got freaked about about her cocktail being too alcoholic... sigh. fun anyway. and now i'm home again, and annie, nicole and iggi are appearing for an impromptu movie night :)
but bubbye all, i'm wanted elsewhere
6:34 pm;
rawrd by Brie
this is just a notification for everyone.
last night brie drank wine and actually enjoyed it.
also i've been advised to try brown brothers cienna & cabernet
that is all
9:01 pm;
rawrd by Brie
not a huge amount has happened since tuesday. i worked on wednesday, did much nothing on thursday and went for my hazards friday morning. james, being an awesome, actually got up early in order to come over and take me to it. it wasn't very exciting though, and i didn't pass by a great deal. my bad. but i did pass, so all is good. we also visited midvalley for a short while.
i spent the day/night at his house, the fullmetal movie has been watched [i quite liked the ending] and his parents had friends over to dinner, some interesting conversations but we mostly disappeared. also, james turned down dessert and his parents wanted to know what was wrong. i laugh. i expect the huge quantity of nachos we had for lunch may have had something to do with it :P
we also watched over the hedge, i love that movie. james prefers it to shrek but i'm not so sure - i'd probably say shrek is better, the original that is. number 2 is good but 3 is crap. sigh, silly script-writer-person/s.
saturday equalled a sleep in, always a nice change. and then back to my place for a while. i disappeared with mum for a little while and the rest of the time we watched the incredibles and bummed around. then to aimee's, as i expect you know. i enjoyed myself, i got to talk to ben for a while and quite a few other people, including that tory guy :) it's nice to catch up.
curious as to how taylin and bessie will go together, i hope it lasts - i like bessie.
another catch up session is to be organised once we're up in melbourne and the movie 'jumper' is released. it shall be a 'movies and clubbing' rather than the previous 'movies and maccas' style excursion. i'm looking forward to that.
but yes, i digress - [always wanted to say that] aimee's party was fun and i even drank some champagne, kinda diluted champagne but disgusting none the less. the punch was very nice though, especially after its red wine induced colour change. i didn't dance due to abba - ick - and then later the strobe lights made me feel dizzy. but oh well...
and today i slept in again. and then came home, due to the fact that the sleeping in occurred at james' house. dad's gps doesn't like his road - not only is it incorrectly named but sunny creek seems to curve in the wrong directions. i laugh.
and now i'm home and it's way too hot and stuffy. i'm hoping it'll start raining soon, that'd be a nice change.
and i shall see everyone on wednesday :)
I Am
breeza
# a blonde female
# 166 cm tall (5"5)
# possessed of brown eyes
# 19
# easily entertained ~ just comment me (^^)
# likely drawing or reading at the moment
# or doing homework
# generally bored
# a lover of shiny things
# wanting to become a graphic designer
# always happy to be
... *pleads*
# *insert interesting fact here*
I can be found
on vf
and on deviant art
and why not click here while you're at it?
or here
Today I feel
# sick of homework and silly managers
# but that life is otherwise great
# in need of a better job
# like hugging james... though i'm worried i'll distract him too much
# optimistic
# like starting up dancing again
craving right now
# james
# money
# time
# about 20 different designer toys. Especially OX
# maybe a trip to the zoo
# a pretty, cartoony debit card... must design one
# a new blog layout. 'tis on my to do list...
# an excursion to a beach [that isn't argued about and cancelled]
# a stickybeak at various galleries
# more hours in which to sleep
# my james, my blanket and a thunderstorm
# brains
# population for Oddlum
And I Quote
Days of Our Lives
James: The cahoot turns gay, :) gets married to :P, :( get smurfed by the police before finding out his a female lesbien and some one dies all in the first 5 minutes
Tim: B) comes out of his coma to find that :) ditched him for :P, and S) dies of face deformation
Hachan
Tim: Is hachan an object or a japanese person?
James: yes tim, coz breeza has a japanese person locked up in her cupboard at home
James: you dont do you bree???
Tim: 'Course she does. She flattens sandwiches and gives them to him under the door
James' Eyebrows
Emily: i go away for 4 days and you guys are back to being crap, gosh. since james is
passed out we should draw on him or shave his eyebrows off. *shaver appears just as magicly as emily did*
Emily: *james has no eyebrows*
Emily: i wonder where they went...
James: WHORE!!!
Brie: aha... they must have magically reappeared though emily, he had them this morning
Brie: i think your mc-shavey gadget is broken
Brie: want some stickytape?
Morning
Emily: morning eh?...
Brie: yes, that thing that exists before midday
Brie: come and we shall never speak of the disgusting thing again
Necrophelia
James: hey, [Annie] just roared!!! *SHOOTS THE LION REPEATEDLY*
Annie: see what i mean? ROAR :P... *scares james to death with particually scarey roar that no one else was scared by*
Brie: but now i have a dead girlfriend AND a dead boyfriend!
Brie: i don't like this at all... *wails*
James: LOL brie likes dead people :P
Brie: wait... am i a necropheliac now?
James: i dont know brie, you tell us
Brie: well i didn't think i was... i think i'll go back to wailing now
James: lol
Brie: *glares* not funny
Annie: How could you James? *comforts brie* its ok breeza just cos those you love are
dead you dont have to wail, be happy...
Angelo: *gets the popcorn and coke*
Angelo: *sits back and watchs*
James: can i have some of that, ive got beer :D
Brie: ooooh... it's a movie now is it? does that mean i get paid?
Brie: and that's a fair point annie, however being a necropheliac is generally
looked at as a bad thing in today's society. hence the wailing
Brie: ...i don't want to be jailed
Brie: and beer is icky
Emily: are they dead dead? or zombies? or vampires? your going to have to be a bit more specific,
there are lots of different kinds of dead... and none of them like beer, as no one should
Annie: i'm most definatly a zombie!! Beer is icky... and just dont have sex with james, therefore
no sex with the dead and thus no being thrown in jail
Brie: i'm not sure i like that idea... if he were to be a vampire i don't think he'd count as dead though.
vampires are UNdead. so no necrophelia
Emily: techniquely vampires are dead, reanimated but dead, hey an you do no zombies rot, right? and they have no
souls thus cannot think for themselves can only do the biding of others, right?
Annie: meh... sounds like me...
Angelo: *nods and smiles*
Brie: so if annie's rotting... does that mean if we find any limbs lying around the school they fell off her?
Brie: and lawyers ARE vampires, so chances are they won't be too harsh prosecuting me for said necrophelia
Emily: ha ha vampire porn
James: hmmm... luckly jesus taught me the secret to the resurection, so in fact, the stone has been rolled away
Brie: hmmm resurrecting hey? you aren't the anti-christ or anything are you?
Brie: because that could get me excommunicated
Annie: *eats james' top smarts, being a zombie and all* BRAINS!
Annie: *is still hungry, rips off emily's head and sucks out her brains* BRAINS!
Running and Screaming
Emily: anyway james what is more fun than running and screaming? running and screaming while stealing a watch? running and
screaming and throwing water bombs? fun things include running and screaming
Emily: or your not doing them right... well screaming at least......
James' Rant
Tim: I've been gone for too long... one day it's magical mushrooms, now it's monkeys. Are they magical too?
Brie: ALL monkeys are magical, silly
James: bout time all my minions returned to my self confessed fortress of ultimate power kind of my flying dagger ish giant extravaganzer *takes another breath* that swims thru the sea killing all sorts of...
James: ... witches and lions that are tamed, yet wild at heart and crave and urn for dire love that is unjustifiable, yet strangely requirable, but still manifesting in their heart, while their eyes ...
James: ... traverse the holy pyramids built by our own god forsaken jesus christ, before he offed him self while watchin a transformer performing erotica on a polar bear while it watch's two people express ...
James: ...their undying hatred for the food which the chief served, it was as tho, the food was rotting and yet the people had finally returned to the true place of discussion...
James: ... Bries Blog :D
Passion Pop
Tim: *steals passion pop off emily and retreats to hiding*
Brie: *pouts* but i want some passion pop....
Brie: you're using my blog to steal it, i believe that entitles me to at least a little bit
James: Here you go brie *as james pulls out a conspicously conveinient case of passion pop.*
Brie: yay!
Brie: *takes a sip*
Brie: *spits it out quickly*
Brie: ick
Tim: Quick, dilute it with vodka, it will taste better.
Party Story
Hidden for your mental well-being.
Click the title to view the story.
I Just Lost the Game
In reverse order
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James: I LOST THE GAME!
Annie: they will if they read your comment to tim...
Tim: Do not, under any circumstances, scroll down. You'll lose the game.
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James: I LOST THE GAME!
Double Image
Tim: fucker, i mean... that was James *shifty eyes* again
James: hehehe, all i going to plan.... hang on... this is tim talking *points to tim*
James: no it was me
James: nuh uh, it was me
James: LIAR! it was so me
James: Candy mountain charlie
James: ahhh... i have gone and confused my self
Tim: and me :(
James: I need sugar. And alcohol. And caffeine.
Tim: \/ \/ \/ DONT Scroll down \/ \/ \/
James: oh the pain. the confusion
James: /\ /\ /\ SCROLL UP /\ /\ /\
Tim & James agree for once: This ends now.
James (the real one): is any one else confused, coz i just rocked up, and from the looks of it, tim is being gay, dont listen to tim if he is impersonating me
James: on the other hand, if you see me imitating tim, make sure you believe wat i say 100%
Tim (also real): You started it
Tim & James agree for once: pfft, now it ends
Tim & James agree for once: pfft, now it ends
Tim: only JAMES would be retarded enough to double post
Later, over MSN
Brie: do you want to explain my chatterbox please?
James: *runs out the door* *car starting sounds* *car tyres screeching**door slowly closes* ....
Boosting Emily's Self-Esteem
Emily: i do not like the additions to 'and i quote' as im not in them except for my non existant passion pop being stolen
James' Rant #2
James: i feel its time for another one of my pointless rants, that rant on about goo and other equally unsatisfying satisfyingly feel good moments that dont exist yet want to be in emily imaginairy passion..
James: ... pop, yet whenever they try they are whipped bakc into line by one of tims wierd kinky sex whips that he cracks, it has gottne to the the point where he seeks to spread his irrelevant confusion ...
James: ... and interopability while maintaing that elmo does in fact have a none gay sexual relationship with ernie, in the mean time ernie is only getting more sadistic towards zebe, so much so infact ....
James: ...that the overly sadistic things that are being done actually look like kind jestures of love from ernie, zebe doesnt appreicate them tho, she just burns them in the nearest appearture science ....
James: ...industrial incinorator that she passes, thankfully due to the fastly approaching distant pass, there are many of these machines on each street, one only needs to look at msn to see half a dozen...
James: ...all of which are not operational at the moment because the effiel tower is still standing despite being past its use by date, yet they seem to paint the thing each year, and by year i mean 666 days.
James: conveniently 666 is allso the number which abraham lincoln was thinking about as he was assassinated. unfortuntely because brie is being distracting, is shall finish my rant on assasinations.
Tormenting Maddy
Maddy: maddy begins to join the convo, hears what brie has just said and RUNS AWAY... but not really. MR CHARLES IS BORING!!!
Maddy: save me from the crappy schoolness
Zebe: naww, poor maddy getting stuck with mr charles all year.. they really need to replace him!
Emily: yeah but who then would torment maddy?
Zebe: you?
Emily: well thats a given
Excursions
August
the 3rd ~ this day shalt be wicked
08/08/08 ~ Brie becomes not quite so old as James. She is also going to Number Eight restaurant
August the 16th ~ Emimly has a non-party party
4 Months Before Christmas ~ Zebe gets to eat birthday cake. Preferably drugs.
the Lucky 13th ~ We all get to dress-up for Zebe's party.
Party Story
Instructions: Over the course of the night add your own section to the following story.
Please do not delete or change other people’s work, and it would be appreciated if the story could actually be followed. FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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Over in the hill, in Dutch land, there once was a one eyed fuzzy purple monster who was named Mohammed, who was more of a soft kind, and obsessively innocent child than an EX-TERRORIST. In fact he recently decided to become a rabbi, who had an insatiable hunger for chocolate. He had a huge crush on Mr Chocolate, a man made entirely out of chocolate. This man was terrified of Mohammed because he had a pineapple on his head.
So, one fine day, he decided to run away to Wallan. (*crowd cheers “yay! Wallan!*)
‘Where’s that!!!” questioned the pineapple (who strangely had a mind of his own)
’Hahaha,’ replied Mr Chocolate, ‘That’s the perfect place to hide! If only I had my trusty
Maddy to help me. Maddy knows how to do everything! She even knows how many Dr Who series there were.’
So they went off in search of Maddy.
Meanwhile, Jackie said,
“What about my line dancing???”
“What about your line dancing?” Laura replied.
After saying, “Grrr… cos I can smile, happy, happy without an end. And then I decide I would randomly shout EMILY IS AWESOME, because I’m so cool as I am Mitch.” , Mitchell decided to take another pill and continue the “journey”. Then Cornish walked along, or to be more accurate stumbled as he was blindly drunk (this can happen as it is only a story…) . at which point Amy spontaneously combusted into Brazilian pieces and a refrigerator.
As Mr Chocolate observed all this from Wallan, he was overcome with a powerful desire to eat a small dinosaur covered in BBQ sauce, He had to settle for a double-whopper with cheese, and 4 episodes of ancient hit sitcom ‘Becker’. From this point on, both Mr Chocolate and Wallan referred to themselves in the third person.
Johnny Depp is 100 years old and grossly disgusting. In the sack. He tries to rip off the girls ear with his big toe, which is choice bro.
Anyway, Claudio Sanchez rocks up with the rest of the crew and starts drinking stupid chick drinks.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh CHOO, gahhh not totally hypo on sugar yet gahhh they are singing something horribly AHHHHHHH out of tune evil sounds ooooooh Lydia and someone went outside WOOT more people are going out and Taylin and James and James and Emily has a funny brown thing round her waist and IGGY HAS A BERET IT NEEDS EATING cos it sounds like berry.
The importance of berrys in this context cannot be overstressed. Berries provide a vital part of the fabric of any successful party as they can be fermented. For this process, the berries are crushed up and mixed with tiny bacteria which use the sugars in a series of chemical reactions that produce alcohol. Alcohol makes any party transpose itself into a series of pretty colours and loud noises, most of which can be easily seen in the text thus far.
However, it has been observed that Beret’s cannot be easily fermented as they are made of cotton which we have found most difficult to crush. However, it does combine quite well with certain bacteria known as mould when used with water. This mould is quite good friends with the aforementioned Mr Chocolate, who, at this stage in the story, was quite inebriated after meeting up with his friend Mr Alcomahol. Shaken, not stirred. At this juncture, copyright lawyers came forth and removed Mr Chocolate’s left eye ‘King Lear’ style, for such a blatant breach of copyright regulations. And Emily wins.
“You’re not supposed to read it!” Mitch yelled, outraged……
And Emily loses, epically,
Mr Chocolate was sizeably more worried about having only one eye. He was considering a certain line from “300”, but upon sighting the copyright enforcers out of the corner of his, now only, eye, he thought better of it, and proceeded to consume a warm bowl of golden manbabies for which he earned five stars, good sir.
These five stars were rapidly exchanged for the fortune-bringing longcat whose length was the longest of all the felines. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks, People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. Years later a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 46 and are what some people call mentally retarded.
I am poison running through your veins.
IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION! What do you love? I love scotch, poetry – oh and my dog Baxtor here. And then a mystical dwarf quadriplegic savant called Zed Xianova wandered into the room, accusing the people of various crimes including the malevolent crime of ‘alternate abuse’ although no one had much of an idea of what exactly that was.
And EMILY WINS AGAIN IN CAPITALS BECAUSE SHE POSTED 50, READ IT, 50 COMMENTS ON TIM SANDY’S MYSPACE AND IT SAYS TIMSANDY TIMSANDY ETC. FOR 50 COMMENTS FULL. Em, you just have no life.
Duh I work at KFC, where is the accent, I want the ACCENT!!!!! Damn Mitch is not drunk enough!!!! I cry *cries* is this story going anywhere? Arrrrrrrrrrrr I HATE this song must depart and kill it, adue.
Yeah Em, MITCH isn’t drunk enough. Where’s your drunkenness???
M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M MM M M M M M M M M M M M MM M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M = crap
This story has no meaning. Why are we doing it again???? Em you have no life!!
But this story really does have meaning! C’est wonderful!!! No it doesn’t fuck you.
I sink into the earth
Embraced by the cold arms
Of Lillith’s Garden
Please [God], erase my folly, and end this.
Oh I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair… and so on…
But being of the male variety, if I did put flowers in my hair, I would be socially outcast from society, and possibly bashed when leaving gay bars in the city… not that I go to those… well, I do, but they’re not gay bars… its just that they are heavily populated by men… whom merely prefer the company of other men… but hey, who wouldn’t…. J
I have an IQ OF ONE ON HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE BILLION.
And I have diabetes, if that’s not cool I don’t know what is.
Polycystic ovary syndrome is the coolest of the cool.
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE.
They say that most women have three, four cysts in their ovaries… I have 22 take that bitch!
The worst injury I have ever received was when a baseball hit me in the temple but it bounced back so hard that it hit the pitcher right in the nads.
BRIE-SAN ^_^
But suddenly, after that episode, Claudio Sanchez appeared and spoke to me, he said,
“Good eye sniper. I shoot, you run.” Then I suddenly realised that I could do him right in the butt. Bam, ten points to Gryffindor. Unfortunately, he declined. So then I had to rape him. He didn’t have man feet. Brie does though.
So then we set off, in our horse and cart, with hopeful feelings of highly sexualised rape. In the butt. With pineapples. In the butt. Before they locked us up with tentacle handcuffs.
‘I want a shot!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme,’ said the ever so horny Emily, as she groped Foxy’s hot girlfriend. I want Kate’s mini peacock size Tim.
Suddenly, niggers. Squirt, yep I moan with cock.
Who the fuck writes this shit!! Hi Brie!! Happy Birthday!!!
James Rowe, obviously its coz he’s so james (word meaning gay but not queer and stupid or annoying etc.)
“I enjoy sweet sweet SWEET port soaked sex with a llama, namely nina. I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy that? And I also believe it’s time for a drunken myspace bulletin.”
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 wiooooooooooooooad llama friend in need’s a friend indeed. A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER.
We don’t need no education, we don’t need no self control? No dark sarcasm in the classroom, teacher leave them kids alone. HEY TEACHER, LEAVE THEM DICKS ALONE.
Whoooore.
Well I don’t even know what the story is anymore…something about Mohammad who liked chocolate and hid in Wallan? I like chocolate…
So anyway one day Mohammad was in Wallan and he saw a pretty young female one-eyed purple flying purple people eater. And it was love at first sight and they got married and lived happily ever after and had lots of baby one-eye monsters who were purple with pink spots. All except one called Joe, who was actually blue. His brothers and sisters always bullied Joe until he decided to run away. He had not gone more than 5 metres out of the front door when he was hit by a car. He died.
(Insert random ramblings here as above.)
…But thank god Claudio, Travis, Mike and Josh were there and Emily wants sexing, not sex, but as in a pash. Who’s not Nina, as cool as she is, and all I love Nina but…..
Johnny Depp is hot and 100 years old.
Nic is suss. No, really. He’s even sussing with the aforementioned peoples, but seriously, if I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have. I’d have one dollar.
And then, all of a sudden, Claudio Sanchez appears again and starts to play “Welcome home.” Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118. SCOTT IS REALLY HOT ACCORDING TO MITCH, WHICH REMINDS ME, I MUST CHECK ON THE ACCENT….
Dddwoooooooooooooooo people in the front row. I’m sorry to the guy I took over from, we should like totally SEX :O SEXXXXXXXXX
LOLZ LAWL LAURA FOSHIZZLR. Flash, three way? For sure!!!
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 land in me lubber butt.
And, and, and… Rachel loves ya mum.
And Jackie.. (me)
And Scottlepie (me too). Lauraaaaaaaaaaaa, minus the pie = laurapie
Ar, and
ARRRRR we’rr all pirates!!!
Arrh
THIS IS SPAAAAAAARTA!!!
WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?!
TODAY WE DIE AS SPARTANS AND TODAY WE DIE WITH HONOUR. TODAY WE SHALL BRING VICTORY!
LOVE IS LIKE WAR, EASY TO START, DIFFICULT TO END IMPOSSIBLE TO 4GET.
STUPID RODDA IS AT 7! GRRR AND NINA IS AT LIKE 14..? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IM REALLY SLEEPY RODDA IS HITTING ON ME, BUT IT’S OKAY, IM USED TO IT.
RAHHHHHHH
Frwanna sex yea u im talking? to u, the guy standing near me, 3some?
Ok ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
YOU LOVE IT. Like rabbi. SUGAR SuGAR SUGAR’s in a cage, sugar sugar. doodododoododoo
JACK, JACK, JACKIE!
LA LA LA LA LAURA!
A generation gap means our war is never won
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Can I stop SHUTTING UP NOW James?????
MUHAHAHA TOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
BRIE THESE GUYS ARE ALL FAGS COZ THEY TALK IN ENGLISH... BUT I'M AWESOME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! LOOOOVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG!!!!!!!! [Translated from Wingdings]
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 [still wingdings]
Caterpie, Caterpie, YEAH!
MISTYYY MISTYYYY!
I’M HUNGRY!
”Hey Ash, why did you give away your only Pokemon?”
”Uh… They were no good for sex any more”
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Laura, kiss JD!!! - All night long, baby
“Oh gasp,” says a rather astounded Brie, this story seems to have degenerated somewhat (though she is glad to hear that two friends picked up), how about a change of topic? I hear that llamas are somewhat pleasant at this time of year.
Kate wants llama cock in the butt x 118 then. Kate wants anything if it moves in the butt x 118. Including trees. They sway in the wind, don’t they?
“But in the butt?“
By the way, if u hadn’t noticed, Maddy has boobs. And foxy is slim and a little bit foxy.. Whooo! Doctor Who reference!
God, now they’re singing.
David tennant is hotttttttttttt with lots of tee. He can sonic my screwdriver any day.
“Ewww… you have a screwdriver… that’s not right… at all. I thought you were female, but apparently I was wrong. Actually on second thoughts, maybe I should sonic his SCREWDRIVER”
‘Yeah, I agree with you on that one. Mmhmm I’d tap that.’
‘Hey Caitlan, you want to be his kid?’
‘
No, I want to be his lover’ – quote from maths
I’ll be his madame de pompadore! Woohoo!!!! I rather be Cassandra, she gets inside him… But he doesn’t like her. And he’s fighting it the entire time. Well, rape, but yeah… David Tennant, he can cassa my nova.
Because he’s rarely clothed? Oh yes. SEX
And he invented the French lottery… Yummy
Mmmhmmm, I love being a stalker
I want David Tennant in the pants, even if he is old. Meh, age is nothing if I can say to Caitlin ‘I’ve had David Tennant’, and watch her cry then explode
Lol, yeah that’d be so good
Lol, we are such sluts
But oh so cool, the grog is wearing off. Need more or will fall asleep.
I know. And everyone is hooking up now, so it’s no fun. BOO!!!!!
But SOPHIE AND TIM SANDY!!!!! ARRH IT’S SO WRONG, THERE LIKE BRO AND SIS or so they keep saying, when they’re sober anyway.
EWWWW, INCEST!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah it’d be like u and me, hot, but oh so wrong.
And that is NEVER going to happen.
We can both make sure of that.
Oh yes that is the only thing my self-control can handle
Well that’s ok. Imagine how awkward that’d be… I shudder to think of it… AWKWARD!
Like school after reeces? Well for me anyway
But like a million times worse
Haha, worst twins, EVER! I love that movie, no I mean film. There’s no such thing as a movie.
OMG TIMSANDY AND SOPHIE JUST SNUCK OFF INTO THE BEDROOM!!! SEX!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m very, very scared!
This is fucked, let’s go walk in on them. That would be a lot more funny-ness if I weren’t so dizzy-ness from alcomahol.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahahha
I FARTED
lol **************zot**************
Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around, Tokyo city like a big playground.
Dear Brie. This is the moral police. We regret to inform you that this party is morally bankrupt.
Love Jesus.
Bon Anniversaire, BRIE!
Osama banana lol!!!
I have a rash on my BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! A nasty rash.
Why does Beyonce Knowles sing “to the left, to the left” ?
Because black people have no rights!!!!!!
LOL LOL!
Cake now.
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake.
Great speech (4 words)
I love Brie!!! She is my best bud!!!! Yaaaa…… Love Kimbo!!! LOL!!!! It’s a violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy.
Cornish is bored, someone should entertain him. You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it, like they do on the discovery channel. Lol.
John & Meg – the only ones who don’t violently make out in public J Except maybe for Gareth. He’s a prime choice. Ten points for Big G!
And el niño. Everybody loves el niño. El niño has a nice belly. It farts muchly. Miatchy’s belly is better. Times lots.
“But how can a belly fart?” asks a very puzzled brie as she begins to sober up. “I’m oh so confused.” Her head explodes in a firework display of much prettiness and glowsticks. Brie likes glowsticks.
HAHA BITTERSWEET
TO FIND CONVALESCENCE SEARCH NOT AT THE GRAMMAR.
Wha???? I concur x muchly and a lot + infinity.
Oh baby, oh baby. I want you, I want you
What’s the difference between an Abbo and a park bench?
A PARK BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY!!!!!!!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Hey B2, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Yes B1, I think I am.”
“We should burn down the house”
“BRILLIANT!”
HEY BRIE, THANKS FOR THE PARTY IT WAS REALLY GOOD HAPPY 18TH
LOTS OF LOVE, JOHN AND MEGRON!
WOW, 16 pages of crap and still going strong. Pity it was MEANT TO BE A FREAKING DUTCH STORY.
I found them but their not having sex, so we cant shout at them. Sigh. Not sure if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing. I pretty much DON’T want to walk in on people sexing. Just no. tis all rather ick actually, and best avoided. Avoided at all costs in fact. I concur, just no.
Nawww, Dan is going. I love Dan. *tis muchly sad from this revelation* Yes. yes it is. Lol, Dixon has emerged from the room with Laura. He completely listened to the fridge when it told them to make out. Well, okay, it told Laura to kiss him, but these details are unimportant.
Also, I killed a daemonic piñata in most honourable single combat. THIS – IS – SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!
This is, in fact, not Sparta, but rather a rather non-important corner of Victoria. Not as romantic I know, but there you are…
Ytype in ctaszy woesds deunksnedd dedleldeld.
Ahhh, all alone! Where has everyone gone?
So Mr chocolate, drunk off Jim Beam, stumbled into the bar. Only to meet with Mohammed, who stared him in the eye and licked his lips; He loved chocolate.
BLOB SURFING – annoying past time developed with careful consideration to the annoyance factor. Usually done as sleep begins lol FUN IS WITH THE TORTURE MUAHAHAHAHHA ……
SURF BOARD NOT REQUIRED, JUST BLOBS
FUNNER THEN A HOUSE OF PANCAKES
DUCKS ARE ANATHEMA
Mr. Chocolate at this time began to contemplate the meaning of his existence. If everything was based on perception, then Mr. Chocolate reasoned that he could perceive whatever he wanted. A whale fell out of the sky and Mr. Chocolate ceased to exist…
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC SSC had also ceased to exist as well. (BSC – Bronze Swimming Certificate. SSC – Silver Swimming Certificate.) Before he became a non-entity he wrote ‘I am a Fish’ four hundred times on his exam paper.
*pelvic thrust*
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Wow what a night, and our fabulous story suddenly became and estranged collection of random comments, Thank You all for adding to this STORY.
Aaaaah... it needed soooo many breaks. *fingers implode*