The Blog of Breeza

Okay guys, monster edition. It's been about a week and a lot has happened, i'll break it up into sections and bold-ify main points so you scan through. There's pictures too, excuse the quality, they're from my phone. Some are cut off too, but it took a while to load them and i can't be bothered doing it again, so bad luck lol. you can click them if you want to see the rest.

A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING

yep, that would be wednesday and thursday. i worked and ran errands [like food for the pool party] exciting stuff, no?

POOL PARTY

I really enjoyed myself, i hope everyone else did too. It was nice to see sam and ange again - though i'm afraid i didn't talk to them all that much - and i actually broke even with all the food. bonus that :P sooo much fish and chips though. well, chips, potato cakes, dim sims, batter chips and one chico/spring roll-like concoction. Dan, Nina and Ben were all no-shows for some reason though. sigh. I grumble at them all, some notification is nice if you're going to pull out of something. (><)

but apart from that i was happy, chatting with jay d was entertaining, and the various other people i talked to. ditto to rubble, that's always fun lol. and that night i went to scott's little gathering. drinking of straight kahlua-imitation stuff and the playing of various consoles. i ended up over-tired and ick [not much fun at all] but earlier in the night it was fun.

AUSTRALIA DAY

I think my song came 13th? Can't remember, and i was working 3 til close anyway. a very entertaining shift. ridiculously busy? yes. power failure during peak? also yes. we tried to stop new people coming into dining room so we could clear it out [the front tills were screwed up and the door kept locking itself] but the people inside kept letting the people outside in. (><)

it was cleared eventually though, and everyone must have thought we were closed because for the last hour and a half we had 3 customers. work without customers is a thing of awesome.

also: apparently lowanna kids have been swimming in our pool. mum's determined to "catch the little bastards" and complain to the school. dad wasn't surprised, and not all that upset.

oh, and using the petty cash we all got frozen cokes from maccas... heheh.

TO THE MELBOURNE-A-MATORIUM

A very yummy focaccia lunch at the southgate foodcourt and a visit to the market there. so many shiny things :O i wish i had money. we wandered around for a little while, went to DFO and a few random stores. James bought the fullmetal movie. then to melbourne central to use my two hoyts director's suite tickets. we saw juno, [not recommended, it went from very funny to very serious too often and too quickly. hire it out] and drank cocktails and split an entre in our recliner chairs. it was a nice night, just not a great movie. sweeney todd wasn't on :(

We headed to James' sister's place after that. much wandering between tram stops due to some terrible directions... but we got there eventually lol. we watched the last set of the tennis with Shelley and Damien, that was entertaining. it was a good game from what i saw. very deuce-y. [heheheh... juicy] i also slept like a rock, a wonderful change.

BIG DAY OUT

Poor Alistair was there ridiculously early [his sister was working in merchandise and he came with her]

but James and I commuted and ended up arriving about an hour before it officially started, a little more maybe. I was impressed by how efficient they were, once we started moving we really moved quite quickly. We were split up into lines to have our tickets [and metcards earlier, i heard a few fare-evaders trying to weasel their way out of it] checked. we also got 'drinking age verified' band things. :D

Wasn't really interested in any of the merchandise and we wandered around for a bit at first. lilyworld was funny, so many cardboard box contraptions. including a tank and awesomely hug skeleton box people. we missed the box wars though, probably not by long i think. it was also a drinking area. the barcardi cocktails were nice and we got to keep the cups *cheers* i love free stuff. speaking of free stuff... tetley must have been a sponsor. i had 10 mini cups of free red tea. we and s

ome randoms posed in a photo for the silly red tea people. very nice stuff, and cold. i like cold also. they had a mist/spray thing nearby too, and a jungle-themed mini obstacle course. i laugh. the pole-dancing robots were rather uninteresting though. who would have thought?

the market was also visited [much wishing for money again. cutest apple top - wrong size :( ] and we did a quick survey to procure more free stuff. two condoms, a chuppa chup, a bottle of water and more sti pamphlets. YAY! my chuppa chup was mango flavour. the condoms don't appear to be flavoured though... stingy people. we also met up with maddy and emily at various points throughout the day too.

and in case you haven't realised, this isn't chronological. bands seen/heard [asterisks = briefly] were:-

British India*
Gyroscope*

Regurgitator

Spoon - muchly enjoyed

Grinspoon - probably my favourite

Bjork* - one song, she freaks me out. where the hell is the tune?

Rage Against the Machine* - James liked them, i didn't mind them but found the tree people more interesting.

LCD Sound System* - only heard one song but they seemed pretty good
Sarah Blasko - a nice way to end the night :)

pretty sure that's everyone, we heard a few randoms too as we walked around.

I was up to 'today' and just realised i missed mentioning silverchair. god, my bad. they were pretty good too but we were sitting together [all of us] in the shade and i was pretty tired/distracted/zoned-out. kind of a pity that, but they were good, and they made good background music. i zoned in occasionally and sang along but i think James enjoyed them more than me, he was paying attention.

When i say the tree people - since i know you're curious - i'm referring to those who, whilst in trees from the last of bjork and the start of rage etc., had

many bottles thrown at them. very entertaining to watch. this was also occuring during a side show involving lightening, it was probably very cool up close but not all that great when i could only see it when james lifted me. so yes, tree people were entertaining. as were those who climbed random speaker(?) scaffolding stuff [pictured, they're the blur in front of the blue stage]. the first two were pulled/escorted down but by the end there must have been about 30 crammed on it. half of them wouldn't have been able to see anyway. silly people. i was waiting for them to fall and james was hoping for a riot when security tried to get them down.

Nakey guy [pictured] was kinda funny too. there was about a 200 m gap or so between the main drinking area with a huge pavillion/tent and the edge of the 'D' [moshing area]. we were in this gap

, and so had a fairly decent view of the guy who decided to climb and then run across said pavillion and strip off. we were unsure if it was a guy or girl at first, but it was definitely a guy. he was also very proud of himself, bowing and all. someone else ran up and tackled him then promptly ran off again. possibly whilst stealing something. nakey guy pulled up his underwear and pants again and plonked himself down for the rest of the concert. this was occuring at about quarter or 10 to 9 and when we left rage, at 9, there were 11 people seated up top and police patrolling around the bottom waiting for them. i suppose he/they were already in trouble and may as well have stayed up there. nakey man was already up for indecent exposure i suppose. according to the news someone fell off :P and someone else in the D had to be crowd-surfed out to an ambulance due to squashing. we never ended up in the D, it was full.

we [just James and i] went and heard the last of sarah blasko instead, she finished half an hour earlier than rage so we missed the rush home. she was pretty talented but not a great stage personality as of yet, hopefully she'll get less nervous and more interesting soon :)

only people i would have liked to see and didn't? kate nash- don't know what we were doing at this stage - and hilltop hoods, who clashed with spoon. i really enjoyed spoon though, so i don't mind. kate nash had cute t-shirts though. maddy bought one with a cute spider on it and the words- 'kate nash? because sometimes two eyes just won't do'. i liked it.

oh and we [all five of us, two carriages] also went on the ferris wheel during bjork i think. sooo many people, it was pretty cool to see.

Also: i hate dust, that t-shirt did not stay white, think grey... possibly brown.

TODAY

some sleeping and then james had some quick stuff to do up at glen ferrie. we wandered around the street after, there's a smiggle and haighs chocolate next to each other [for when james gets into trouble from me and needs to make up :P] and also an interesting liquor store with absinthe and 151 proof rum. we had lunch in a nice cafe then headed home. it was a nice wind-down sort of morning/afternoon. we got into traf at 4 and mum came and picked me up :)

IN OTHER NEWS

I'm going for my license on the 12th and my hazards on friday. tis kinda scary but james made me feel better about it :) wish me luck all. you may start the wishing now, i need as much as i can get.

and that's it for my mammoth entry. bubbye all, see you on saturday.

6:22 pm;
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i am now officially a uni student. tis kinda cool, my student id card is scary though... well, ugly is probably fairer - not just my picture, the entire thing. sigh. and if i want to 'lose' it and get a new photo it'll cost $60 lol... so maybe not. the girl who took the photo said everyone would hate me if i had a nice photo :P

the entire enrolling thing took only 20 minutes, so that was good. i have a diary, booklists, an id card and many, many pamphlets - mainly concerning chlamydia, unwanted pregnancies and the like, oh and a free condom and lube. sigh. silly, silly people. that last lot all came in a showbag. it's like they expect everyone to have sex with random strangers all o-week and end up with hepatitis - and no james, i won't. :P
there was a cola flavoured lollipop [which i'm eating now] too.

the trains are irritating at the moment though, i had to swap at pakenham so it meant it took me quite a while to get home. i was at caulfield station by about 2:30, waited there 20 minutes, stopped at all stations to pakenham and then waited there another half an hour... much fun indeed. but now i'm home... and hungry. i think i'll make [read: reheat] dinner...

i spent last night at james' too. we were going to hire out a movie or two but the silly video store apparently closes earlier on monday nights. we watched fullmetal and a christmas special of doctor who. i approved, tis the first episode i've watched.

i need to figure out what i need to take with me too... it's something like 25 days til i move in, though at this stage i may be coming home again and returning on the monday morning - shall see about that, i'd really rather not. i'd prefer to stay saturday and sunday night, maybe spend sunday in the city.

but yes, i think that shall be enough. don't go and get hepatitis now guys :)

5:50 pm;
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james made me do it. :P

nic's 18th was a time of fun, i enjoyed having dinner with [nearly] everyone - though i feel sorry for everyone else in the restaurant due to all the noise we were making. afterwards was entertaining too, just all the bumming around involved... and the eating/cooking of ice-cream. also: i like navel orange flavour tang. i'm also looking forward to seeing everyone this friday too.. and then the next saturday... and the next friday... parties are fun :)

this past week has been good anyway. since tuesday i've been at the beach. not a lot of swimming [be it surf beach or in rockpools] or beach lying around involved really... i'm not entirely sure why - laziness probably. but it's a pretty place and i walked along the cliffs a few times. myself, james, nat, rach and kieran also spent an afternoon up at phillip island, that was nice... bar the sand war. i hate having sand in my hair. my scalp was burnt too. oh and james fire-twirled on thursday night, he gathered quite an audience. very entertaining.

simon and dad came and joined us on friday afternoon. mum and dad disappeared again to the australian open so we got simon drunk. he really is a stupid drunk, he doesn't say no. he was a real arse though, not giving him alcohol again. last night he sanded our bed/mattress (><)

but apart from simon i had a great week. i know james was a little bored for some of it but i enjoyed not having anything to do. i bought a trashy magazine too, they had 'go ask alice' down as a 'must-read'. i thought that was pretty unusual.

i bought a little cactus garden from a small market/festival thing too. i enjoyed looking around but it was smaller than i remembered... oh well

and on tuesday i'm off to enrol... i'm kinda nervous, not because i'm moving out but about whether i'm doing the right thing. i could have got into doing the course i wanted at swinburne [it was only enter] but i couldn't do japanese there... so now i'm worried about doing japanese... sigh. tis too late now in any rate, and i'm sure i'll enjoy it. i just hope the swapping around works out.

bubbye all

9:09 pm;
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aaah so bored. i've nothing to do and i can't sleep. :(

yesterday wasn't particularly entertaining either. mum had some friends over when i came home from work but they only stayed til midnight, rather pathetic of them really.
and today i only really talked to james over msn and worked for 3 hours.

annie and angelo came and visited for a little while though, that was entertaining. thanks :) they left a good hour and a half ago though. angelo did about 10 pieces of the puzzle i think.

and i'm also confused. james, why am i getting messages from you when you're at your house with no reception...?

but oh well. i might go find another book...

12:54 am;
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tuesday was entertaining, the afternoon was spent running annoying errands mostly and poor james was dragged along... sorry. some weren't annoying though, not for me. i've a new phone at last, tis red and flippy. not as cute as the one i would have liked [too expensive...] but i like it anyway. james set alarms for me. 4:35 am, 4:40 am... etcetera etcetera. we also visited aldies [sp?] and found their liquor section. i found a cheap kahlua-like substance - not as nice straight but practically identical when mixed with coke, i tried that today. they also have $5 port.

oh and i also finally bought rum port from liquor locker. been meaning to since my 18th - tis probably the most alcohol i've ever had in my cupboard to be honest. the port shan't be appearing at parties though.

also: doctors shouldn't run late when i have a bet going with james. i still hold that being half an hour late doesn't include the time you actually spend with the doctor. he called me in at 27 minutes past when he was meant to, i think i should have won.

emily [not brown]'s party was also tuesday night. not that great a party really, but i still did enjoy myself. nic, if you're reading this, apparently the best chai lattes are made at spiders cafe.

i spent wednesday afternoon at james'. that was much fun indeed. we a had terribly exciting dinner, watched most of roger rabbit and all of donnie darko. i approved.

the morning wasn't too exciting due to james having to work. the silly kitten did backflips and tried to eat my entire leg. i'm also beginning to notice that i'm the only one who ever eats weetbix in that house.

tis actually mum's birthday today too, we hired out some girly movies and went looking at shoes. mum also finally decided on the phone she wanted, hers was also dying. it's probably cooler than mine... but not flippy. i like flippy.

and now i'm sitting at home, it's very exciting indeed... james should be on his way to philip island my now and i expect other people are out doing exciting things too. hope everyone who was able to go to annie's are having much fun - or about to anyway. there's still much time :)

5:38 pm;
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my day today?

i went to a gym and enjoyed it. yes, the world is in fact ending.
i wandered around and was muchly bored
i had breakfast cereal for lunch
i discovered the valentine potato [james gets it]
i accidently fell asleep. for about 3 hours
i bought emily a card

that is all

4:59 pm;
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all year 11's are silly, especially since i already have 2 rsvp's from said people and apparently they have year 12 orientation camp. bonding, yay fun. i dare all to come to my party anyway, second day was only looking at 2 universities for us, so you could go home early...? *puppy dog eyes*
i'm pretty sure em is the only year 11 who reads this anyway though :P

in other news: kate's little gathering mcthing was entertaining indeed. i didn't know i was going until a few hours beforehand though. the wii was played [read: watched] and five of us went on an excursion to maccas [a 10 minute drive] because i had a sudden craving for maccas ice-cream and james wanted to go too. it was fun and that justin person was working. so i think zebe was happy. very little embarrassing singing though. shame on him :P
kayla and heidi were also there. they were going out to the saloon i think... said hello anyway.
and then it was home again, home again. by this i mean 'back to kate's house' because we were there a little longer still. i spammed miatchy [no reply :( ] oh, and earlier i drank a fairy bomb. it tastes like a black jellybean. i liked it, but zebe wasn't a fan. one recommendation though? - don't have any after a lollipop. not nice at all. i doubt i'll make a habit of buying them though, i could buy 12 of them for the same price as 20 smirnoffs, and smirnoffs have more standards in them. fairy bombs are actually more alcoholic, but they're in smaller cans. they are cool looking cans though - and they have caffeine. heheh :P

home again, home again for real this time. poor nathaniel was sick but he's all good now. no more exciting news i'm afraid, i worked for 4 hours today and now i am home... yay indeed.

i can't wait til tuesday though, emily [no, you don't know her] is turning 19. shall be much fun. this will be news to james [unless of course he appears on msn before reading this - in which case it will in fact be not news at all] but we're appearing a bit before everyone else and parking ourselves on her front lawn on camper chairs with tania. [you won't know any of the names in this paragraph] it shall be very classy and much fun. emily's reasoning was that both james and her boyfriend won't know anyone else [except scott in james' case - so maybe you will know some names] so at least they can meet each other before too many people appear :)
we'll be taxi-ing home - with the chairs. :P
i'm looking forward to it anyway, and then i'm spending wednesday at james' place. it shall be a good week indeed i think. i'm also not working again til friday, though i'm likely to get called in.

i'm also going to the place of unscary exercise tomorrow. is it weird that i'm kinda looking forward to it? mum wants to go everyday until we go away :)

but yes, apologies for the length - that's it, i promise

4:43 pm;
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maffra is a silly place indeed. but going to maffra on wednesday meant my mum now has a new car, so the barina has no owner. well, okay technically it's going to remain under dad's name... but i'm going down as the main driver :) i can't quite afford it yet, but i will. i'm thinking i'll start calling it mine anyway :P

i was also called into work, for 2 shifts. i went for a few hours then came home for 2 and returned again. silly sarah getting stranded in cowes...

and to james' house on thursday. we went to midvalley to see 'i am legend'. i think the ending was good (though a little cheesy) and tis a great movie overall. everyone should go see it, it's the kind that looks better on a big screen. i also approve of the new morwell McCafe. the seats are mc-comfortable and perdy and it just generally looks nice. plus the flashing disc things are cool. haven't been to the moe one yet though.

we also watched 28 weeks later. that was strange, it followed no conventions as far as movies go and ended rather abruptly. but good i suppose... weird is probably more appropriate. all the wrong people died and not a great deal happened.

but yes, and i worked yesterday and a james appeared. that was rather surprising. i went on break and had dinner with him :) ...well, dinner after him. he ate too quickly. and after work i went and joined him at scott's. much watching plus some occasional losing at various games. 6 guys plus me. sigh. nearly all of them were way too overenthusiastic. :P
guitar hero was fun but i only had a go using a controller. dragonforce is nuts. silly, silly fast people. james and i shared on that one and still didn't do that great. he had two buttons and i had three.

i got home at 6 and went to bed :)

oh and yesterday i joined a gym with mum, i'm mostly there for moral support but i would love to be fit as well. sigh, i'm terribly unfit right now. i muchly approved, it's one of those curves ones and it doesn't look scary at all. plus it has no ugly equipment. i didn't know it was possible to get un-ugly equipment but apparently there is such a thing. who knew? no body-builders either. it was very friendly and happy looking. and reasonably easy too. always a bonus that, i'm not a fan of pain. :P

that is all

4:55 pm;
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well yesterday i worked for a few [3 to be exact] hours and then ran around trying to find clothes suitable for 25 C midnights, as well as tents and other such handy things. it's been left at iggi's, i shall have to arrange to pick it up soon.

nina and ben are both sillies. as are the unorganised james and matt.

i also managed to forget dinner, i was planning on eating prior as i wasn't really in the mood for a barbeque. james forgot too, and then forgot that he forgot and ended up sick. sigh. but before all that we [iggi, james, matt and i] excursioned to find bread and alcomahol. well, matt and james bought alcohol anyway. though neither of them ended up drinking much of it. i didn't drink much of mine either. i'm bringing an esky next time, and hiding it [thanks tim, kate and brad. a grand idea indeed]. but yes, i shan't be drinking much at the next party as i've only 2 left.

people that were apparently drunk/unusually tipsy: sophie, nic and that jake guy. i saw some of the tipsy nic [the sobering up version i think] but i missed the rest due to a rather drunk/sick james. he went to bed 10 minutes before midnight, for shame james. :P he also has a black eye... heheh.

everyone, mostly everyone i should say, looked like they were enjoying themselves though. so i suppose that's good. i hear there were sparklers and a countdown at midnight too.

iggi did a good job, i especially approved of the music set up down at the trampoline/dam. a muchly good idea. apologies to those i may have worried. and thanks to those who came and talked to me/fed me watermelon.

and then i caught a bus home, had a shower, got changed and went to work for 6 hours. well, 5.5 as i got to leave early. i'm beyond tired now :P

my highlight for 2008 so far? emma bought me a watermelon flavoured starburst lollipop. :D

and i believe that is all :)

5:53 pm;
rawrd by Brie
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And I Quote
Days of Our Lives
James: The cahoot turns gay, :) gets married to :P, :( get smurfed by the police before finding out his a female lesbien and some one dies all in the first 5 minutes
Tim: B) comes out of his coma to find that :) ditched him for :P, and S) dies of face deformation

Hachan
Tim: Is hachan an object or a japanese person?
James: yes tim, coz breeza has a japanese person locked up in her cupboard at home
James: you dont do you bree???
Tim: 'Course she does. She flattens sandwiches and gives them to him under the door

James' Eyebrows
Emily: i go away for 4 days and you guys are back to being crap, gosh. since james is passed out we should draw on him or shave his eyebrows off. *shaver appears just as magicly as emily did*
Emily: *james has no eyebrows*
Emily: i wonder where they went...
James: WHORE!!!
Brie: aha... they must have magically reappeared though emily, he had them this morning
Brie: i think your mc-shavey gadget is broken
Brie: want some stickytape?

Morning
Emily: morning eh?...
Brie: yes, that thing that exists before midday
Brie: come and we shall never speak of the disgusting thing again

Necrophelia
James: hey, [Annie] just roared!!! *SHOOTS THE LION REPEATEDLY*
Annie: see what i mean? ROAR :P... *scares james to death with particually scarey roar that no one else was scared by*
Brie: but now i have a dead girlfriend AND a dead boyfriend!
Brie: i don't like this at all... *wails*
James: LOL brie likes dead people :P
Brie: wait... am i a necropheliac now?
James: i dont know brie, you tell us
Brie: well i didn't think i was... i think i'll go back to wailing now
James: lol
Brie: *glares* not funny
Annie: How could you James? *comforts brie* its ok breeza just cos those you love are dead you dont have to wail, be happy...
Angelo: *gets the popcorn and coke*
Angelo: *sits back and watchs*
James: can i have some of that, ive got beer :D
Brie: ooooh... it's a movie now is it? does that mean i get paid?
Brie: and that's a fair point annie, however being a necropheliac is generally looked at as a bad thing in today's society. hence the wailing
Brie: ...i don't want to be jailed
Brie: and beer is icky
Emily: are they dead dead? or zombies? or vampires? your going to have to be a bit more specific, there are lots of different kinds of dead... and none of them like beer, as no one should
Annie: i'm most definatly a zombie!! Beer is icky... and just dont have sex with james, therefore no sex with the dead and thus no being thrown in jail
Brie: i'm not sure i like that idea... if he were to be a vampire i don't think he'd count as dead though. vampires are UNdead. so no necrophelia
Emily: techniquely vampires are dead, reanimated but dead, hey an you do no zombies rot, right? and they have no souls thus cannot think for themselves can only do the biding of others, right?
Annie: meh... sounds like me...
Angelo: *nods and smiles*
Brie: so if annie's rotting... does that mean if we find any limbs lying around the school they fell off her?
Brie: and lawyers ARE vampires, so chances are they won't be too harsh prosecuting me for said necrophelia
Emily: ha ha vampire porn
James: hmmm... luckly jesus taught me the secret to the resurection, so in fact, the stone has been rolled away
Brie: hmmm resurrecting hey? you aren't the anti-christ or anything are you?
Brie: because that could get me excommunicated
Annie: *eats james' top smarts, being a zombie and all* BRAINS!
Annie: *is still hungry, rips off emily's head and sucks out her brains* BRAINS!

Running and Screaming
Emily: anyway james what is more fun than running and screaming? running and screaming while stealing a watch? running and screaming and throwing water bombs? fun things include running and screaming
Emily: or your not doing them right... well screaming at least......

James' Rant
Tim: I've been gone for too long... one day it's magical mushrooms, now it's monkeys. Are they magical too?
Brie: ALL monkeys are magical, silly
James: bout time all my minions returned to my self confessed fortress of ultimate power kind of my flying dagger ish giant extravaganzer *takes another breath* that swims thru the sea killing all sorts of...
James: ... witches and lions that are tamed, yet wild at heart and crave and urn for dire love that is unjustifiable, yet strangely requirable, but still manifesting in their heart, while their eyes ...
James: ... traverse the holy pyramids built by our own god forsaken jesus christ, before he offed him self while watchin a transformer performing erotica on a polar bear while it watch's two people express ...
James: ...their undying hatred for the food which the chief served, it was as tho, the food was rotting and yet the people had finally returned to the true place of discussion...
James: ... Bries Blog :D

Passion Pop
Tim: *steals passion pop off emily and retreats to hiding*
Brie: *pouts* but i want some passion pop....
Brie: you're using my blog to steal it, i believe that entitles me to at least a little bit
James: Here you go brie *as james pulls out a conspicously conveinient case of passion pop.*
Brie: yay!
Brie: *takes a sip*
Brie: *spits it out quickly*
Brie: ick
Tim: Quick, dilute it with vodka, it will taste better.

Party Story
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James: I LOST THE GAME!

Double Image
Tim: fucker, i mean... that was James *shifty eyes* again
James: hehehe, all i going to plan.... hang on... this is tim talking *points to tim*
James: no it was me
James: nuh uh, it was me
James: LIAR! it was so me
James: Candy mountain charlie
James: ahhh... i have gone and confused my self
Tim: and me :(
James: I need sugar. And alcohol. And caffeine.
Tim: \/ \/ \/ DONT Scroll down \/ \/ \/
James: oh the pain. the confusion
James: /\ /\ /\ SCROLL UP /\ /\ /\
Tim & James agree for once: This ends now.
James (the real one): is any one else confused, coz i just rocked up, and from the looks of it, tim is being gay, dont listen to tim if he is impersonating me
James: on the other hand, if you see me imitating tim, make sure you believe wat i say 100%
Tim (also real): You started it
Tim & James agree for once: pfft, now it ends
Tim & James agree for once: pfft, now it ends
Tim: only JAMES would be retarded enough to double post

Later, over MSN
Brie: do you want to explain my chatterbox please?
James: *runs out the door* *car starting sounds* *car tyres screeching**door slowly closes* ....

Boosting Emily's Self-Esteem
Emily: i do not like the additions to 'and i quote' as im not in them except for my non existant passion pop being stolen

James' Rant #2
James: i feel its time for another one of my pointless rants, that rant on about goo and other equally unsatisfying satisfyingly feel good moments that dont exist yet want to be in emily imaginairy passion..
James: ... pop, yet whenever they try they are whipped bakc into line by one of tims wierd kinky sex whips that he cracks, it has gottne to the the point where he seeks to spread his irrelevant confusion ...
James: ... and interopability while maintaing that elmo does in fact have a none gay sexual relationship with ernie, in the mean time ernie is only getting more sadistic towards zebe, so much so infact ....
James: ...that the overly sadistic things that are being done actually look like kind jestures of love from ernie, zebe doesnt appreicate them tho, she just burns them in the nearest appearture science ....
James: ...industrial incinorator that she passes, thankfully due to the fastly approaching distant pass, there are many of these machines on each street, one only needs to look at msn to see half a dozen...
James: ...all of which are not operational at the moment because the effiel tower is still standing despite being past its use by date, yet they seem to paint the thing each year, and by year i mean 666 days.
James: conveniently 666 is allso the number which abraham lincoln was thinking about as he was assassinated. unfortuntely because brie is being distracting, is shall finish my rant on assasinations.

Tormenting Maddy
Maddy: maddy begins to join the convo, hears what brie has just said and RUNS AWAY... but not really. MR CHARLES IS BORING!!!
Maddy: save me from the crappy schoolness
Zebe: naww, poor maddy getting stuck with mr charles all year.. they really need to replace him!
Emily: yeah but who then would torment maddy?
Zebe: you?
Emily: well thats a given

Party Story
Instructions: Over the course of the night add your own section to the following story.
Please do not delete or change other people’s work, and it would be appreciated if the story could actually be followed. FOR GREAT JUSTICE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over in the hill, in Dutch land, there once was a one eyed fuzzy purple monster who was named Mohammed, who was more of a soft kind, and obsessively innocent child than an EX-TERRORIST. In fact he recently decided to become a rabbi, who had an insatiable hunger for chocolate. He had a huge crush on Mr Chocolate, a man made entirely out of chocolate. This man was terrified of Mohammed because he had a pineapple on his head. So, one fine day, he decided to run away to Wallan. (*crowd cheers “yay! Wallan!*)
‘Where’s that!!!” questioned the pineapple (who strangely had a mind of his own)
’Hahaha,’ replied Mr Chocolate, ‘That’s the perfect place to hide! If only I had my trusty Maddy to help me. Maddy knows how to do everything! She even knows how many Dr Who series there were.’ So they went off in search of Maddy.
Meanwhile, Jackie said,
“What about my line dancing???”
“What about your line dancing?” Laura replied.
After saying, “Grrr… cos I can smile, happy, happy without an end. And then I decide I would randomly shout EMILY IS AWESOME, because I’m so cool as I am Mitch.” , Mitchell decided to take another pill and continue the “journey”. Then Cornish walked along, or to be more accurate stumbled as he was blindly drunk (this can happen as it is only a story…) . at which point Amy spontaneously combusted into Brazilian pieces and a refrigerator.
As Mr Chocolate observed all this from Wallan, he was overcome with a powerful desire to eat a small dinosaur covered in BBQ sauce, He had to settle for a double-whopper with cheese, and 4 episodes of ancient hit sitcom ‘Becker’. From this point on, both Mr Chocolate and Wallan referred to themselves in the third person.

Johnny Depp is 100 years old and grossly disgusting. In the sack. He tries to rip off the girls ear with his big toe, which is choice bro.

Anyway, Claudio Sanchez rocks up with the rest of the crew and starts drinking stupid chick drinks.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh CHOO, gahhh not totally hypo on sugar yet gahhh they are singing something horribly AHHHHHHH out of tune evil sounds ooooooh Lydia and someone went outside WOOT more people are going out and Taylin and James and James and Emily has a funny brown thing round her waist and IGGY HAS A BERET IT NEEDS EATING cos it sounds like berry.
The importance of berrys in this context cannot be overstressed. Berries provide a vital part of the fabric of any successful party as they can be fermented. For this process, the berries are crushed up and mixed with tiny bacteria which use the sugars in a series of chemical reactions that produce alcohol. Alcohol makes any party transpose itself into a series of pretty colours and loud noises, most of which can be easily seen in the text thus far.
However, it has been observed that Beret’s cannot be easily fermented as they are made of cotton which we have found most difficult to crush. However, it does combine quite well with certain bacteria known as mould when used with water. This mould is quite good friends with the aforementioned Mr Chocolate, who, at this stage in the story, was quite inebriated after meeting up with his friend Mr Alcomahol. Shaken, not stirred. At this juncture, copyright lawyers came forth and removed Mr Chocolate’s left eye ‘King Lear’ style, for such a blatant breach of copyright regulations. And Emily wins.
“You’re not supposed to read it!” Mitch yelled, outraged……
And Emily loses, epically,
Mr Chocolate was sizeably more worried about having only one eye. He was considering a certain line from “300”, but upon sighting the copyright enforcers out of the corner of his, now only, eye, he thought better of it, and proceeded to consume a warm bowl of golden manbabies for which he earned five stars, good sir.
These five stars were rapidly exchanged for the fortune-bringing longcat whose length was the longest of all the felines. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks, People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. Years later a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 46 and are what some people call mentally retarded.

I am poison running through your veins.

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION! What do you love? I love scotch, poetry – oh and my dog Baxtor here. And then a mystical dwarf quadriplegic savant called Zed Xianova wandered into the room, accusing the people of various crimes including the malevolent crime of ‘alternate abuse’ although no one had much of an idea of what exactly that was.

And EMILY WINS AGAIN IN CAPITALS BECAUSE SHE POSTED 50, READ IT, 50 COMMENTS ON TIM SANDY’S MYSPACE AND IT SAYS TIMSANDY TIMSANDY ETC. FOR 50 COMMENTS FULL. Em, you just have no life.

Duh I work at KFC, where is the accent, I want the ACCENT!!!!! Damn Mitch is not drunk enough!!!! I cry *cries* is this story going anywhere? Arrrrrrrrrrrr I HATE this song must depart and kill it, adue.

Yeah Em, MITCH isn’t drunk enough. Where’s your drunkenness???

M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M MM M M M M M M M M M M M MM M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M = crap
This story has no meaning. Why are we doing it again???? Em you have no life!!

But this story really does have meaning! C’est wonderful!!! No it doesn’t fuck you.

I sink into the earth
Embraced by the cold arms
Of Lillith’s Garden
Please [God], erase my folly, and end this.

Oh I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair… and so on…
But being of the male variety, if I did put flowers in my hair, I would be socially outcast from society, and possibly bashed when leaving gay bars in the city… not that I go to those… well, I do, but they’re not gay bars… its just that they are heavily populated by men… whom merely prefer the company of other men… but hey, who wouldn’t…. J

I have an IQ OF ONE ON HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE BILLION.

And I have diabetes, if that’s not cool I don’t know what is.
Polycystic ovary syndrome is the coolest of the cool.
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE.
They say that most women have three, four cysts in their ovaries… I have 22 take that bitch!

The worst injury I have ever received was when a baseball hit me in the temple but it bounced back so hard that it hit the pitcher right in the nads.
BRIE-SAN ^_^
But suddenly, after that episode, Claudio Sanchez appeared and spoke to me, he said,
“Good eye sniper. I shoot, you run.” Then I suddenly realised that I could do him right in the butt. Bam, ten points to Gryffindor. Unfortunately, he declined. So then I had to rape him. He didn’t have man feet. Brie does though.
So then we set off, in our horse and cart, with hopeful feelings of highly sexualised rape. In the butt. With pineapples. In the butt. Before they locked us up with tentacle handcuffs.
‘I want a shot!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme,’ said the ever so horny Emily, as she groped Foxy’s hot girlfriend. I want Kate’s mini peacock size Tim.
Suddenly, niggers. Squirt, yep I moan with cock.

Who the fuck writes this shit!! Hi Brie!! Happy Birthday!!!
James Rowe, obviously its coz he’s so james (word meaning gay but not queer and stupid or annoying etc.)
“I enjoy sweet sweet SWEET port soaked sex with a llama, namely nina. I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy that? And I also believe it’s time for a drunken myspace bulletin.”
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 wiooooooooooooooad llama friend in need’s a friend indeed. A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER.
We don’t need no education, we don’t need no self control? No dark sarcasm in the classroom, teacher leave them kids alone. HEY TEACHER, LEAVE THEM DICKS ALONE.
Whoooore.

Well I don’t even know what the story is anymore…something about Mohammad who liked chocolate and hid in Wallan? I like chocolate…
So anyway one day Mohammad was in Wallan and he saw a pretty young female one-eyed purple flying purple people eater. And it was love at first sight and they got married and lived happily ever after and had lots of baby one-eye monsters who were purple with pink spots. All except one called Joe, who was actually blue. His brothers and sisters always bullied Joe until he decided to run away. He had not gone more than 5 metres out of the front door when he was hit by a car. He died.

(Insert random ramblings here as above.)

…But thank god Claudio, Travis, Mike and Josh were there and Emily wants sexing, not sex, but as in a pash. Who’s not Nina, as cool as she is, and all I love Nina but…..

Johnny Depp is hot and 100 years old.

Nic is suss. No, really. He’s even sussing with the aforementioned peoples, but seriously, if I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have. I’d have one dollar.
And then, all of a sudden, Claudio Sanchez appears again and starts to play “Welcome home.” Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118. SCOTT IS REALLY HOT ACCORDING TO MITCH, WHICH REMINDS ME, I MUST CHECK ON THE ACCENT….
Dddwoooooooooooooooo people in the front row. I’m sorry to the guy I took over from, we should like totally SEX :O SEXXXXXXXXX
LOLZ LAWL LAURA FOSHIZZLR. Flash, three way? For sure!!!
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 land in me lubber butt.

And, and, and… Rachel loves ya mum.
And Jackie.. (me)
And Scottlepie (me too). Lauraaaaaaaaaaaa, minus the pie = laurapie

Ar, and

ARRRRR we’rr all pirates!!!
Arrh

THIS IS SPAAAAAAARTA!!!

WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?!

TODAY WE DIE AS SPARTANS AND TODAY WE DIE WITH HONOUR. TODAY WE SHALL BRING VICTORY!

LOVE IS LIKE WAR, EASY TO START, DIFFICULT TO END IMPOSSIBLE TO 4GET.

STUPID RODDA IS AT 7! GRRR AND NINA IS AT LIKE 14..? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IM REALLY SLEEPY RODDA IS HITTING ON ME, BUT IT’S OKAY, IM USED TO IT.

RAHHHHHHH
Frwanna sex yea u im talking? to u, the guy standing near me, 3some?

Ok ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
YOU LOVE IT. Like rabbi. SUGAR SuGAR SUGAR’s in a cage, sugar sugar. doodododoododoo
JACK, JACK, JACKIE!
LA LA LA LA LAURA!

A generation gap means our war is never won

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Can I stop SHUTTING UP NOW James?????

MUHAHAHA TOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

BRIE THESE GUYS ARE ALL FAGS COZ THEY TALK IN ENGLISH... BUT I'M AWESOME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! LOOOOVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG!!!!!!!! [Translated from Wingdings]

Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 [still wingdings]

Caterpie, Caterpie, YEAH!
MISTYYY MISTYYYY!
I’M HUNGRY!

”Hey Ash, why did you give away your only Pokemon?”
”Uh… They were no good for sex any more”

Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Laura, kiss JD!!! - All night long, baby

“Oh gasp,” says a rather astounded Brie, this story seems to have degenerated somewhat (though she is glad to hear that two friends picked up), how about a change of topic? I hear that llamas are somewhat pleasant at this time of year.
Kate wants llama cock in the butt x 118 then. Kate wants anything if it moves in the butt x 118. Including trees. They sway in the wind, don’t they?
“But in the butt?“

By the way, if u hadn’t noticed, Maddy has boobs. And foxy is slim and a little bit foxy.. Whooo! Doctor Who reference!

God, now they’re singing.

David tennant is hotttttttttttt with lots of tee. He can sonic my screwdriver any day.

“Ewww… you have a screwdriver… that’s not right… at all. I thought you were female, but apparently I was wrong. Actually on second thoughts, maybe I should sonic his SCREWDRIVER”
‘Yeah, I agree with you on that one. Mmhmm I’d tap that.’

‘Hey Caitlan, you want to be his kid?’
‘ No, I want to be his lover’ – quote from maths

I’ll be his madame de pompadore! Woohoo!!!! I rather be Cassandra, she gets inside him… But he doesn’t like her. And he’s fighting it the entire time. Well, rape, but yeah… David Tennant, he can cassa my nova.
Because he’s rarely clothed? Oh yes. SEX
And he invented the French lottery… Yummy
Mmmhmmm, I love being a stalker
I want David Tennant in the pants, even if he is old. Meh, age is nothing if I can say to Caitlin ‘I’ve had David Tennant’, and watch her cry then explode
Lol, yeah that’d be so good
Lol, we are such sluts
But oh so cool, the grog is wearing off. Need more or will fall asleep.
I know. And everyone is hooking up now, so it’s no fun. BOO!!!!!
But SOPHIE AND TIM SANDY!!!!! ARRH IT’S SO WRONG, THERE LIKE BRO AND SIS or so they keep saying, when they’re sober anyway.
EWWWW, INCEST!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah it’d be like u and me, hot, but oh so wrong.
And that is NEVER going to happen.
We can both make sure of that.
Oh yes that is the only thing my self-control can handle
Well that’s ok. Imagine how awkward that’d be… I shudder to think of it… AWKWARD!
Like school after reeces? Well for me anyway
But like a million times worse
Haha, worst twins, EVER! I love that movie, no I mean film. There’s no such thing as a movie.

OMG TIMSANDY AND SOPHIE JUST SNUCK OFF INTO THE BEDROOM!!! SEX!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m very, very scared!
This is fucked, let’s go walk in on them. That would be a lot more funny-ness if I weren’t so dizzy-ness from alcomahol.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahahha

I FARTED
lol **************zot**************

Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around, Tokyo city like a big playground.

Dear Brie. This is the moral police. We regret to inform you that this party is morally bankrupt.
Love Jesus.

Bon Anniversaire, BRIE!
Osama banana lol!!!

I have a rash on my BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! A nasty rash.

Why does Beyonce Knowles sing “to the left, to the left” ?
Because black people have no rights!!!!!!
LOL LOL!

Cake now.

Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake.

Great speech (4 words)
I love Brie!!! She is my best bud!!!! Yaaaa…… Love Kimbo!!! LOL!!!! It’s a violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy.

Cornish is bored, someone should entertain him. You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it, like they do on the discovery channel. Lol.

John & Meg – the only ones who don’t violently make out in public J Except maybe for Gareth. He’s a prime choice. Ten points for Big G!
And el niño. Everybody loves el niño. El niño has a nice belly. It farts muchly. Miatchy’s belly is better. Times lots.
“But how can a belly fart?” asks a very puzzled brie as she begins to sober up. “I’m oh so confused.” Her head explodes in a firework display of much prettiness and glowsticks. Brie likes glowsticks.

HAHA BITTERSWEET

TO FIND CONVALESCENCE SEARCH NOT AT THE GRAMMAR.

Wha???? I concur x muchly and a lot + infinity.

Oh baby, oh baby. I want you, I want you

What’s the difference between an Abbo and a park bench?
A PARK BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY!!!!!!!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“Hey B2, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Yes B1, I think I am.”
“We should burn down the house”
“BRILLIANT!”

HEY BRIE, THANKS FOR THE PARTY IT WAS REALLY GOOD HAPPY 18TH
LOTS OF LOVE, JOHN AND MEGRON!

WOW, 16 pages of crap and still going strong. Pity it was MEANT TO BE A FREAKING DUTCH STORY.

I found them but their not having sex, so we cant shout at them. Sigh. Not sure if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing. I pretty much DON’T want to walk in on people sexing. Just no. tis all rather ick actually, and best avoided. Avoided at all costs in fact. I concur, just no.

Nawww, Dan is going. I love Dan. *tis muchly sad from this revelation* Yes. yes it is. Lol, Dixon has emerged from the room with Laura. He completely listened to the fridge when it told them to make out. Well, okay, it told Laura to kiss him, but these details are unimportant.
Also, I killed a daemonic piñata in most honourable single combat. THIS – IS – SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!
This is, in fact, not Sparta, but rather a rather non-important corner of Victoria. Not as romantic I know, but there you are…

Ytype in ctaszy woesds deunksnedd dedleldeld.

Ahhh, all alone! Where has everyone gone?
So Mr chocolate, drunk off Jim Beam, stumbled into the bar. Only to meet with Mohammed, who stared him in the eye and licked his lips; He loved chocolate.

BLOB SURFING – annoying past time developed with careful consideration to the annoyance factor. Usually done as sleep begins lol FUN IS WITH THE TORTURE MUAHAHAHAHHA ……
SURF BOARD NOT REQUIRED, JUST BLOBS
FUNNER THEN A HOUSE OF PANCAKES
DUCKS ARE ANATHEMA

Mr. Chocolate at this time began to contemplate the meaning of his existence. If everything was based on perception, then Mr. Chocolate reasoned that he could perceive whatever he wanted. A whale fell out of the sky and Mr. Chocolate ceased to exist…
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC SSC had also ceased to exist as well. (BSC – Bronze Swimming Certificate. SSC – Silver Swimming Certificate.) Before he became a non-entity he wrote ‘I am a Fish’ four hundred times on his exam paper.

*pelvic thrust*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow what a night, and our fabulous story suddenly became and estranged collection of random comments, Thank You all for adding to this STORY.

Aaaaah... it needed soooo many breaks. *fingers implode*