The Blog of Breeza

okay, it's finally got to the stage where it's completely ridiculous. i'm talking about my photo collection. i have 7804 photos [no i didn't count them myself] plus quite a few more that i received off james recently. these take up 6.84 GB [interestingly my music is 6.83], all of which is being dumped on our external hard-drive. if my brothers can fill it with movies and anime i figure my photos can go on it too. i'm going to have to clear out the music i don't listen to as well.

but yes, my computer notified me of the fact that i had less than 200 MB of memory left [around 50 to be exact] so i've kinda been forced into it... i really don't like being separated from my photos :( i took at least 3/4 myself, or they were taken on my camera at least, i do tend to share. i shall back them up on to CD too i think, just in case my brothers murder the hard-drive. yes that is fairly likely. sigh.

7:14 pm;
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*cheesy grin*

james and i went off to kieran's 18th last night, up in melbourne. two trains plus walking. quite a fair bit of walking actually. not long distances, just back and forth a lot. train station to rach's. rach's to fish and chip shop. fish and chip shop to beach. beach to rach's. rach's to kieran's. kieran's to the bottleshop [not me for this one, i sculled the rest of my smirnoff in order to go... then decided running to get there in time was a bad idea after about 2 minutes] and finally kieran's to rach's this morning.

i had much fun at said party, there was only 15 or so of us there but was great fun. three girls too lol. i was more than a little tipsy... i really didn't feel too great this morning, seedy instead of sick though. and if anyone ever sees me sculling a udl, or even just drinking it remotely fast, then please make me slow down. the bubbles made me feel sick. i think i'll avoid them from now on if i can, the green apple ones aren't bad though. they taste like startburst lollipop :P but yes, i don't see the point. they taste like softdrink maybe i'd just had too much smirnoff by that stage, but i seriously couldn't taste the alcohol. it seemed like rather a waste. but yes, great party indeed.

5:21 pm;
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEBE! well by the time i post this i can safely say that anyway. i stayed home today, i managed to miss the 2 hour assembly which was nice... if it's any consolation to anyone, i have a 50th anniversary to go to tomorrow/today. and i've been dobbed in to do a reading. sigh.
but anyway, today was good. if i had gone to school i would have sat and done nothing in japanese (and ate food because for some strange reason we were meant to be having a party - tis my main motivation for not coming to school), more nothing in chemistry (substitute) and attempted to follow mathematical equations after lunch on a friday (i.e. sat and done nothing). As it is, i did all the chemistry i was meant to be doing in class plus homework, prepared for my japanese sac, made sushi for lunch and milkshake for afternoon tea, slept in the sun on my bed, woke up because james called *shakes fist* ... that's pretty much it. i did some vis com as well, and watched an interesting documentary on a part of japanese culture you don't often hear about: prostitution and hosts (hosts are guys who work for bars flirting with women and providing companionship etc so that they buy more drinks). It was depressing but good.
and now it's midnight. YAY. i'm a fan of midnight

12:02 am;
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3 + 1 *rawrs* :D

well i had a muchly grand weekend, despite the homework. i just thought everyone needed to know that. *grins* school hasn't been terribly exciting though. dvda. ick, no? tis something that shouldn't even be possible. in other news, i have the next book. i can't decide if i'm disappointed that it isn't as addictive as the last, i'd be a lot tireder if it was...

hmm, and last night was fun. we learnt an entire 3 new (or one really big one i suppose) in about 10 minutes. i muchly approve of it and it looks pretty cool. apparently i'm doing it right too, i knew james was... but i thought i had it wrong lol. heheh, i did at first. it was turned progressive for a little bit too which i didn't like so much... except with tori, nic and james h. i had to duck too much with everyone else, i've gotten used to james' height.

in other news: llama.

that is all

9:19 pm;
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mrow... the circus has run away to sale this weekend. sigh. i thought you were meant to run away with them, not have them run away on you. ahh well, today was the arts assembly i.e. the fashion parade. kate's dress, the recycled dress and the shark costume were all pretty [okay, very] cool. some other cute dresses as well. and some red. i like red. in fact, i love red. though i suppose anyone reading this already knows that. i have 3 pairs of red shoes. heheh...

in other news i went out for lunch with annie and nicole today, was muchly nyummy and fairly reasonably priced, probably because we didn't have drinks lol. yay for free water. ...yay for free in general. i also bought over $80 worth of alcomahol. i find this entertaining. i've now shown my ID twice. *yays*

hmmm, i think that is all

6:41 pm;
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mraaaahhh. withdrawal symptoms are icky (><) stupid addictive vampance. or possibly rompire. what would you call a vampire romance? i had this discussion with james and those are two possible names. i think they deserve their own genre. since they sure as hell aren't fantasy, though a lot of people insist on calling them that. they aren't generally your ordinary romance either. heheh... some are quite kinky too *sniggers* anyways, suggestions would be appreciated so i can then educate the masses. :P

i also should be suffering from sleep deprivation, but i'm muchly hypo right now. that's due to the book as well. 12am on sunday and 1:30am last night lol. but i did finish them. mmm i have nothing on this weekend. shall be grand.

that is all

8:23 pm;
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well... for god knows what reason nic wants a list of everything i got for my birthday. sigh. i should ignore him i know, but then he'd just poke me. so here goes.

prior to party
locket
tea set
two pairs of shoes (including boots of awesome)
nameplate (or much blindingness)
chocolate

at the party-a-matorium (in no order)
swobble (a cute as lion toy)
lava lamp
twisty bamboo
awesome basket of scabbliness and free (postcards, hat, scarf, old school undercover wear, bag of cute, nailfile, badges, dog-tag mc-thing)
belly bar
earrings (x 2)
bracelet (x 2)
2 perty containers
stuff of bath and lotion
photoframes, one normal, one signable (shall be brought to school)
black handbag
Alice in Wonderland and The Fox and the Hound DVDs
Twilight (a book)
Chocolate x much (blocks, roses, favourites...)
Balloons/party-poppers/glowsticks/glitter
Bouncy Balls
Cheshire Cat socks (they have the right colour stripes and they're furry, okay?)
Princess costume kit and a rainbow star mask
Squeaky dummy on a string and a pretty light maker
Boxes x 4 (and one basket)
Dinosaur money box
Itty toy elephant
2 shot glasses
Jelly x 4 (all different colours)
Mini shopping trolley
Bubbles! (and bubblewrap :P)

i think that was all.
Happy now Nic?

And no i don't have a favourite, they were all pretty much awesome (^^)

9:42 pm;
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well last night was my party, and i had a muchly awesome time, so i'm hoping everyone else did as well (^^)
so i don't ramble too much [i've had less than an hour's sleep] i shall dot point everything :P

~ james makes very nice shots, though abortions burn your throat x a lot more than i expected
~ silly presents are much fun, and i muchly loved/approved of everything i got. heheh... free stuff, lava lamps, swobbles, things of disney or shininess, bamboo of swirl... and lots more *huge grin* i do love presents lol. and stuff that people have thought about are the best kind (^^)
~ fridges entirely covered in magnetic letters = awesome. i had great fun, and i saw a lot of people putting up messages throughout the night.
~ group stories are great too, if only to laugh at the confusing ness (i'll put it in a separate post)
~ twister and singstar are much fun
~ james d is good at decapitating bulls. i hereby dub him a matador, don't let him come near you with a hockey stick. Also, he picked up laura. *cheers* the fridge told them to.
~ 20 people can sleep comfortably at my house.

yeah.... i just had an awesome time, i wasn't drinking much either. well, a reasonable amount but it was all so spaced out it had barely any effect. except the first one of course lol. Oh, and my cake was officially awesome. I dare you to disagree. :P

Think i should sleep now?

4:46 pm;
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mrow

11:41 am;
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has been a muchly awesome birthday. x infinity + 1. i woke up to pressies from mum and dad [which is always good] and then i got to school and got awesomest boots ever. though they're taking a little getting used to. it's more difficult to walk in stiletto boots than normal stilettos. but i'll deal. i wore them out to dinner tonight. but i'm skipping stuff. cute red-y shoes too, blue cupcakes with pink icing, chocolate and cool nameplate mcthing [made by james], chocolate penguin shaped waffles [kudos to zeb for staying up so late making the mixture :D] and ice-cream plus much hugs.

and james drove me home :D

i've had happy birthday sung to me four times now... and i went out for dinner and order cocktails from the bar. i shouted mum one :) and i wasn't asked for id... but i was at liquor land so all is good.

rambled but oh well... you'll live :P

9:39 pm;
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i believe a bomb has hit my room. i could have sworn it wasn't this messy when i left the house this morning, but i did manage to get to my desk to type this without tripping over, so at least that's something. i made it to the cd player too. that's pretty note-worthy. i shall have to clean up in a second.

went to monash clayton and caufield today, and james tagged along. my mummy and my daddy took me :P
all is good, the enter for my second preference has gone down to a score i would be depressed if i didn't get over. so i shall stress less. looking incredibly unlikely that i'll get into my first preference, but apparently heaps of people swap around between these courses, so all is good there too. and i can do japanese. haven't decided if i'll do it as a diploma [extra work] or as an elective yet though. but i don't have to decide that til i'm there.

not sure if i'll defer or not at this stage either, i'd have to earn $18000 between the day after my last exam and the day i go to uni. i wouldn't be elligible til a little way into the course though. shall see, i'm hoping for a scholarship anyway. i'll apply for everything i have any possibility of getting lol.

but yes, i had a good day... now to rediscover my floor.

5:20 pm;
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aah finally tis the weekend. i'm so glad to be home, i have been for about 2 hours now but i've been doing other things. some of which should have been homework, but weren't. i wasn't feeling well though so i shall use that as my excuse. i started feeling sick during literature, the teacher noticed and only gave me easy questions (^^) but yes, at least i got to leave early. and i'm feeling much better now anyway. hope everyone had fun tutor-grouping. we were going to be having a party but nothing i was particularly interested in. besides, i really should be steering clear of junkfood for a little while, considering the amount of it i expect to be eating over the next week or so. i get penguin waffles and ice-cream on my birthday. at school. how cool is that? kudos to zebe and nicole. tis the plan anyway. details will have to be figured out because i'd like to go home some time during lunch too if at all possible. how long do waffles take zebe? i shall try and remember to ask on monday if you don't read this :P

mmm, well this is the first weekend where i haven't had anything much on, i'll just be heading off to the open day for Monash as that's where i'm hoping to go. speaking of which, i really should work on the folio i have to submit for it. still have a bit of time yet though. shall be a nice easy weekend anyway, or would be if i didn't have copious amounts of homework to do. nothing seems to get done at school in most of my subjects at the moment. it makes it very frustrating as i know i can be much more productive at home usually. well, not just usually... always so long as i don't feel sick of have someone to distract me. not that i don't like being distracted. and it was probably my fault. in fact, i'm pretty much sure it was. oh well. shall be off now, to practise my japanese (^^)/

3:26 pm;
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And I Quote
Days of Our Lives
James: The cahoot turns gay, :) gets married to :P, :( get smurfed by the police before finding out his a female lesbien and some one dies all in the first 5 minutes
Tim: B) comes out of his coma to find that :) ditched him for :P, and S) dies of face deformation

Hachan
Tim: Is hachan an object or a japanese person?
James: yes tim, coz breeza has a japanese person locked up in her cupboard at home
James: you dont do you bree???
Tim: 'Course she does. She flattens sandwiches and gives them to him under the door

James' Eyebrows
Emily: i go away for 4 days and you guys are back to being crap, gosh. since james is passed out we should draw on him or shave his eyebrows off. *shaver appears just as magicly as emily did*
Emily: *james has no eyebrows*
Emily: i wonder where they went...
James: WHORE!!!
Brie: aha... they must have magically reappeared though emily, he had them this morning
Brie: i think your mc-shavey gadget is broken
Brie: want some stickytape?

Morning
Emily: morning eh?...
Brie: yes, that thing that exists before midday
Brie: come and we shall never speak of the disgusting thing again

Necrophelia
James: hey, [Annie] just roared!!! *SHOOTS THE LION REPEATEDLY*
Annie: see what i mean? ROAR :P... *scares james to death with particually scarey roar that no one else was scared by*
Brie: but now i have a dead girlfriend AND a dead boyfriend!
Brie: i don't like this at all... *wails*
James: LOL brie likes dead people :P
Brie: wait... am i a necropheliac now?
James: i dont know brie, you tell us
Brie: well i didn't think i was... i think i'll go back to wailing now
James: lol
Brie: *glares* not funny
Annie: How could you James? *comforts brie* its ok breeza just cos those you love are dead you dont have to wail, be happy...
Angelo: *gets the popcorn and coke*
Angelo: *sits back and watchs*
James: can i have some of that, ive got beer :D
Brie: ooooh... it's a movie now is it? does that mean i get paid?
Brie: and that's a fair point annie, however being a necropheliac is generally looked at as a bad thing in today's society. hence the wailing
Brie: ...i don't want to be jailed
Brie: and beer is icky
Emily: are they dead dead? or zombies? or vampires? your going to have to be a bit more specific, there are lots of different kinds of dead... and none of them like beer, as no one should
Annie: i'm most definatly a zombie!! Beer is icky... and just dont have sex with james, therefore no sex with the dead and thus no being thrown in jail
Brie: i'm not sure i like that idea... if he were to be a vampire i don't think he'd count as dead though. vampires are UNdead. so no necrophelia
Emily: techniquely vampires are dead, reanimated but dead, hey an you do no zombies rot, right? and they have no souls thus cannot think for themselves can only do the biding of others, right?
Annie: meh... sounds like me...
Angelo: *nods and smiles*
Brie: so if annie's rotting... does that mean if we find any limbs lying around the school they fell off her?
Brie: and lawyers ARE vampires, so chances are they won't be too harsh prosecuting me for said necrophelia
Emily: ha ha vampire porn
James: hmmm... luckly jesus taught me the secret to the resurection, so in fact, the stone has been rolled away
Brie: hmmm resurrecting hey? you aren't the anti-christ or anything are you?
Brie: because that could get me excommunicated
Annie: *eats james' top smarts, being a zombie and all* BRAINS!
Annie: *is still hungry, rips off emily's head and sucks out her brains* BRAINS!

Running and Screaming
Emily: anyway james what is more fun than running and screaming? running and screaming while stealing a watch? running and screaming and throwing water bombs? fun things include running and screaming
Emily: or your not doing them right... well screaming at least......

James' Rant
Tim: I've been gone for too long... one day it's magical mushrooms, now it's monkeys. Are they magical too?
Brie: ALL monkeys are magical, silly
James: bout time all my minions returned to my self confessed fortress of ultimate power kind of my flying dagger ish giant extravaganzer *takes another breath* that swims thru the sea killing all sorts of...
James: ... witches and lions that are tamed, yet wild at heart and crave and urn for dire love that is unjustifiable, yet strangely requirable, but still manifesting in their heart, while their eyes ...
James: ... traverse the holy pyramids built by our own god forsaken jesus christ, before he offed him self while watchin a transformer performing erotica on a polar bear while it watch's two people express ...
James: ...their undying hatred for the food which the chief served, it was as tho, the food was rotting and yet the people had finally returned to the true place of discussion...
James: ... Bries Blog :D

Passion Pop
Tim: *steals passion pop off emily and retreats to hiding*
Brie: *pouts* but i want some passion pop....
Brie: you're using my blog to steal it, i believe that entitles me to at least a little bit
James: Here you go brie *as james pulls out a conspicously conveinient case of passion pop.*
Brie: yay!
Brie: *takes a sip*
Brie: *spits it out quickly*
Brie: ick
Tim: Quick, dilute it with vodka, it will taste better.

Party Story
Hidden for your mental well-being.
Click the title to view the story.

I Just Lost the Game
In reverse order
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James: I LOST THE GAME!
Annie: they will if they read your comment to tim...
Tim: Do not, under any circumstances, scroll down. You'll lose the game.
James: \/ \/ \/ Scroll down \/ \/ \/
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James: I LOST THE GAME!

Double Image
Tim: fucker, i mean... that was James *shifty eyes* again
James: hehehe, all i going to plan.... hang on... this is tim talking *points to tim*
James: no it was me
James: nuh uh, it was me
James: LIAR! it was so me
James: Candy mountain charlie
James: ahhh... i have gone and confused my self
Tim: and me :(
James: I need sugar. And alcohol. And caffeine.
Tim: \/ \/ \/ DONT Scroll down \/ \/ \/
James: oh the pain. the confusion
James: /\ /\ /\ SCROLL UP /\ /\ /\
Tim & James agree for once: This ends now.
James (the real one): is any one else confused, coz i just rocked up, and from the looks of it, tim is being gay, dont listen to tim if he is impersonating me
James: on the other hand, if you see me imitating tim, make sure you believe wat i say 100%
Tim (also real): You started it
Tim & James agree for once: pfft, now it ends
Tim & James agree for once: pfft, now it ends
Tim: only JAMES would be retarded enough to double post

Later, over MSN
Brie: do you want to explain my chatterbox please?
James: *runs out the door* *car starting sounds* *car tyres screeching**door slowly closes* ....

Boosting Emily's Self-Esteem
Emily: i do not like the additions to 'and i quote' as im not in them except for my non existant passion pop being stolen

James' Rant #2
James: i feel its time for another one of my pointless rants, that rant on about goo and other equally unsatisfying satisfyingly feel good moments that dont exist yet want to be in emily imaginairy passion..
James: ... pop, yet whenever they try they are whipped bakc into line by one of tims wierd kinky sex whips that he cracks, it has gottne to the the point where he seeks to spread his irrelevant confusion ...
James: ... and interopability while maintaing that elmo does in fact have a none gay sexual relationship with ernie, in the mean time ernie is only getting more sadistic towards zebe, so much so infact ....
James: ...that the overly sadistic things that are being done actually look like kind jestures of love from ernie, zebe doesnt appreicate them tho, she just burns them in the nearest appearture science ....
James: ...industrial incinorator that she passes, thankfully due to the fastly approaching distant pass, there are many of these machines on each street, one only needs to look at msn to see half a dozen...
James: ...all of which are not operational at the moment because the effiel tower is still standing despite being past its use by date, yet they seem to paint the thing each year, and by year i mean 666 days.
James: conveniently 666 is allso the number which abraham lincoln was thinking about as he was assassinated. unfortuntely because brie is being distracting, is shall finish my rant on assasinations.

Tormenting Maddy
Maddy: maddy begins to join the convo, hears what brie has just said and RUNS AWAY... but not really. MR CHARLES IS BORING!!!
Maddy: save me from the crappy schoolness
Zebe: naww, poor maddy getting stuck with mr charles all year.. they really need to replace him!
Emily: yeah but who then would torment maddy?
Zebe: you?
Emily: well thats a given

Party Story
Instructions: Over the course of the night add your own section to the following story.
Please do not delete or change other people’s work, and it would be appreciated if the story could actually be followed. FOR GREAT JUSTICE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over in the hill, in Dutch land, there once was a one eyed fuzzy purple monster who was named Mohammed, who was more of a soft kind, and obsessively innocent child than an EX-TERRORIST. In fact he recently decided to become a rabbi, who had an insatiable hunger for chocolate. He had a huge crush on Mr Chocolate, a man made entirely out of chocolate. This man was terrified of Mohammed because he had a pineapple on his head. So, one fine day, he decided to run away to Wallan. (*crowd cheers “yay! Wallan!*)
‘Where’s that!!!” questioned the pineapple (who strangely had a mind of his own)
’Hahaha,’ replied Mr Chocolate, ‘That’s the perfect place to hide! If only I had my trusty Maddy to help me. Maddy knows how to do everything! She even knows how many Dr Who series there were.’ So they went off in search of Maddy.
Meanwhile, Jackie said,
“What about my line dancing???”
“What about your line dancing?” Laura replied.
After saying, “Grrr… cos I can smile, happy, happy without an end. And then I decide I would randomly shout EMILY IS AWESOME, because I’m so cool as I am Mitch.” , Mitchell decided to take another pill and continue the “journey”. Then Cornish walked along, or to be more accurate stumbled as he was blindly drunk (this can happen as it is only a story…) . at which point Amy spontaneously combusted into Brazilian pieces and a refrigerator.
As Mr Chocolate observed all this from Wallan, he was overcome with a powerful desire to eat a small dinosaur covered in BBQ sauce, He had to settle for a double-whopper with cheese, and 4 episodes of ancient hit sitcom ‘Becker’. From this point on, both Mr Chocolate and Wallan referred to themselves in the third person.

Johnny Depp is 100 years old and grossly disgusting. In the sack. He tries to rip off the girls ear with his big toe, which is choice bro.

Anyway, Claudio Sanchez rocks up with the rest of the crew and starts drinking stupid chick drinks.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh CHOO, gahhh not totally hypo on sugar yet gahhh they are singing something horribly AHHHHHHH out of tune evil sounds ooooooh Lydia and someone went outside WOOT more people are going out and Taylin and James and James and Emily has a funny brown thing round her waist and IGGY HAS A BERET IT NEEDS EATING cos it sounds like berry.
The importance of berrys in this context cannot be overstressed. Berries provide a vital part of the fabric of any successful party as they can be fermented. For this process, the berries are crushed up and mixed with tiny bacteria which use the sugars in a series of chemical reactions that produce alcohol. Alcohol makes any party transpose itself into a series of pretty colours and loud noises, most of which can be easily seen in the text thus far.
However, it has been observed that Beret’s cannot be easily fermented as they are made of cotton which we have found most difficult to crush. However, it does combine quite well with certain bacteria known as mould when used with water. This mould is quite good friends with the aforementioned Mr Chocolate, who, at this stage in the story, was quite inebriated after meeting up with his friend Mr Alcomahol. Shaken, not stirred. At this juncture, copyright lawyers came forth and removed Mr Chocolate’s left eye ‘King Lear’ style, for such a blatant breach of copyright regulations. And Emily wins.
“You’re not supposed to read it!” Mitch yelled, outraged……
And Emily loses, epically,
Mr Chocolate was sizeably more worried about having only one eye. He was considering a certain line from “300”, but upon sighting the copyright enforcers out of the corner of his, now only, eye, he thought better of it, and proceeded to consume a warm bowl of golden manbabies for which he earned five stars, good sir.
These five stars were rapidly exchanged for the fortune-bringing longcat whose length was the longest of all the felines. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks, People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. Years later a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 46 and are what some people call mentally retarded.

I am poison running through your veins.

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION! What do you love? I love scotch, poetry – oh and my dog Baxtor here. And then a mystical dwarf quadriplegic savant called Zed Xianova wandered into the room, accusing the people of various crimes including the malevolent crime of ‘alternate abuse’ although no one had much of an idea of what exactly that was.

And EMILY WINS AGAIN IN CAPITALS BECAUSE SHE POSTED 50, READ IT, 50 COMMENTS ON TIM SANDY’S MYSPACE AND IT SAYS TIMSANDY TIMSANDY ETC. FOR 50 COMMENTS FULL. Em, you just have no life.

Duh I work at KFC, where is the accent, I want the ACCENT!!!!! Damn Mitch is not drunk enough!!!! I cry *cries* is this story going anywhere? Arrrrrrrrrrrr I HATE this song must depart and kill it, adue.

Yeah Em, MITCH isn’t drunk enough. Where’s your drunkenness???

M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M MM M M M M M M M M M M M MM M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M = crap
This story has no meaning. Why are we doing it again???? Em you have no life!!

But this story really does have meaning! C’est wonderful!!! No it doesn’t fuck you.

I sink into the earth
Embraced by the cold arms
Of Lillith’s Garden
Please [God], erase my folly, and end this.

Oh I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair… and so on…
But being of the male variety, if I did put flowers in my hair, I would be socially outcast from society, and possibly bashed when leaving gay bars in the city… not that I go to those… well, I do, but they’re not gay bars… its just that they are heavily populated by men… whom merely prefer the company of other men… but hey, who wouldn’t…. J

I have an IQ OF ONE ON HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE BILLION.

And I have diabetes, if that’s not cool I don’t know what is.
Polycystic ovary syndrome is the coolest of the cool.
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE.
They say that most women have three, four cysts in their ovaries… I have 22 take that bitch!

The worst injury I have ever received was when a baseball hit me in the temple but it bounced back so hard that it hit the pitcher right in the nads.
BRIE-SAN ^_^
But suddenly, after that episode, Claudio Sanchez appeared and spoke to me, he said,
“Good eye sniper. I shoot, you run.” Then I suddenly realised that I could do him right in the butt. Bam, ten points to Gryffindor. Unfortunately, he declined. So then I had to rape him. He didn’t have man feet. Brie does though.
So then we set off, in our horse and cart, with hopeful feelings of highly sexualised rape. In the butt. With pineapples. In the butt. Before they locked us up with tentacle handcuffs.
‘I want a shot!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme,’ said the ever so horny Emily, as she groped Foxy’s hot girlfriend. I want Kate’s mini peacock size Tim.
Suddenly, niggers. Squirt, yep I moan with cock.

Who the fuck writes this shit!! Hi Brie!! Happy Birthday!!!
James Rowe, obviously its coz he’s so james (word meaning gay but not queer and stupid or annoying etc.)
“I enjoy sweet sweet SWEET port soaked sex with a llama, namely nina. I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy that? And I also believe it’s time for a drunken myspace bulletin.”
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 wiooooooooooooooad llama friend in need’s a friend indeed. A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER.
We don’t need no education, we don’t need no self control? No dark sarcasm in the classroom, teacher leave them kids alone. HEY TEACHER, LEAVE THEM DICKS ALONE.
Whoooore.

Well I don’t even know what the story is anymore…something about Mohammad who liked chocolate and hid in Wallan? I like chocolate…
So anyway one day Mohammad was in Wallan and he saw a pretty young female one-eyed purple flying purple people eater. And it was love at first sight and they got married and lived happily ever after and had lots of baby one-eye monsters who were purple with pink spots. All except one called Joe, who was actually blue. His brothers and sisters always bullied Joe until he decided to run away. He had not gone more than 5 metres out of the front door when he was hit by a car. He died.

(Insert random ramblings here as above.)

…But thank god Claudio, Travis, Mike and Josh were there and Emily wants sexing, not sex, but as in a pash. Who’s not Nina, as cool as she is, and all I love Nina but…..

Johnny Depp is hot and 100 years old.

Nic is suss. No, really. He’s even sussing with the aforementioned peoples, but seriously, if I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have. I’d have one dollar.
And then, all of a sudden, Claudio Sanchez appears again and starts to play “Welcome home.” Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118. SCOTT IS REALLY HOT ACCORDING TO MITCH, WHICH REMINDS ME, I MUST CHECK ON THE ACCENT….
Dddwoooooooooooooooo people in the front row. I’m sorry to the guy I took over from, we should like totally SEX :O SEXXXXXXXXX
LOLZ LAWL LAURA FOSHIZZLR. Flash, three way? For sure!!!
Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 land in me lubber butt.

And, and, and… Rachel loves ya mum.
And Jackie.. (me)
And Scottlepie (me too). Lauraaaaaaaaaaaa, minus the pie = laurapie

Ar, and

ARRRRR we’rr all pirates!!!
Arrh

THIS IS SPAAAAAAARTA!!!

WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?!

TODAY WE DIE AS SPARTANS AND TODAY WE DIE WITH HONOUR. TODAY WE SHALL BRING VICTORY!

LOVE IS LIKE WAR, EASY TO START, DIFFICULT TO END IMPOSSIBLE TO 4GET.

STUPID RODDA IS AT 7! GRRR AND NINA IS AT LIKE 14..? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IM REALLY SLEEPY RODDA IS HITTING ON ME, BUT IT’S OKAY, IM USED TO IT.

RAHHHHHHH
Frwanna sex yea u im talking? to u, the guy standing near me, 3some?

Ok ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
YOU LOVE IT. Like rabbi. SUGAR SuGAR SUGAR’s in a cage, sugar sugar. doodododoododoo
JACK, JACK, JACKIE!
LA LA LA LA LAURA!

A generation gap means our war is never won

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Can I stop SHUTTING UP NOW James?????

MUHAHAHA TOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

BRIE THESE GUYS ARE ALL FAGS COZ THEY TALK IN ENGLISH... BUT I'M AWESOME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! LOOOOVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG!!!!!!!! [Translated from Wingdings]

Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 Kate wants horsecock in the butt x 118 [still wingdings]

Caterpie, Caterpie, YEAH!
MISTYYY MISTYYYY!
I’M HUNGRY!

”Hey Ash, why did you give away your only Pokemon?”
”Uh… They were no good for sex any more”

Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Laura, kiss JD!!! - All night long, baby

“Oh gasp,” says a rather astounded Brie, this story seems to have degenerated somewhat (though she is glad to hear that two friends picked up), how about a change of topic? I hear that llamas are somewhat pleasant at this time of year.
Kate wants llama cock in the butt x 118 then. Kate wants anything if it moves in the butt x 118. Including trees. They sway in the wind, don’t they?
“But in the butt?“

By the way, if u hadn’t noticed, Maddy has boobs. And foxy is slim and a little bit foxy.. Whooo! Doctor Who reference!

God, now they’re singing.

David tennant is hotttttttttttt with lots of tee. He can sonic my screwdriver any day.

“Ewww… you have a screwdriver… that’s not right… at all. I thought you were female, but apparently I was wrong. Actually on second thoughts, maybe I should sonic his SCREWDRIVER”
‘Yeah, I agree with you on that one. Mmhmm I’d tap that.’

‘Hey Caitlan, you want to be his kid?’
‘ No, I want to be his lover’ – quote from maths

I’ll be his madame de pompadore! Woohoo!!!! I rather be Cassandra, she gets inside him… But he doesn’t like her. And he’s fighting it the entire time. Well, rape, but yeah… David Tennant, he can cassa my nova.
Because he’s rarely clothed? Oh yes. SEX
And he invented the French lottery… Yummy
Mmmhmmm, I love being a stalker
I want David Tennant in the pants, even if he is old. Meh, age is nothing if I can say to Caitlin ‘I’ve had David Tennant’, and watch her cry then explode
Lol, yeah that’d be so good
Lol, we are such sluts
But oh so cool, the grog is wearing off. Need more or will fall asleep.
I know. And everyone is hooking up now, so it’s no fun. BOO!!!!!
But SOPHIE AND TIM SANDY!!!!! ARRH IT’S SO WRONG, THERE LIKE BRO AND SIS or so they keep saying, when they’re sober anyway.
EWWWW, INCEST!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah it’d be like u and me, hot, but oh so wrong.
And that is NEVER going to happen.
We can both make sure of that.
Oh yes that is the only thing my self-control can handle
Well that’s ok. Imagine how awkward that’d be… I shudder to think of it… AWKWARD!
Like school after reeces? Well for me anyway
But like a million times worse
Haha, worst twins, EVER! I love that movie, no I mean film. There’s no such thing as a movie.

OMG TIMSANDY AND SOPHIE JUST SNUCK OFF INTO THE BEDROOM!!! SEX!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m very, very scared!
This is fucked, let’s go walk in on them. That would be a lot more funny-ness if I weren’t so dizzy-ness from alcomahol.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahahha

I FARTED
lol **************zot**************

Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around, Tokyo city like a big playground.

Dear Brie. This is the moral police. We regret to inform you that this party is morally bankrupt.
Love Jesus.

Bon Anniversaire, BRIE!
Osama banana lol!!!

I have a rash on my BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! A nasty rash.

Why does Beyonce Knowles sing “to the left, to the left” ?
Because black people have no rights!!!!!!
LOL LOL!

Cake now.

Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake.

Great speech (4 words)
I love Brie!!! She is my best bud!!!! Yaaaa…… Love Kimbo!!! LOL!!!! It’s a violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy.

Cornish is bored, someone should entertain him. You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it, like they do on the discovery channel. Lol.

John & Meg – the only ones who don’t violently make out in public J Except maybe for Gareth. He’s a prime choice. Ten points for Big G!
And el niño. Everybody loves el niño. El niño has a nice belly. It farts muchly. Miatchy’s belly is better. Times lots.
“But how can a belly fart?” asks a very puzzled brie as she begins to sober up. “I’m oh so confused.” Her head explodes in a firework display of much prettiness and glowsticks. Brie likes glowsticks.

HAHA BITTERSWEET

TO FIND CONVALESCENCE SEARCH NOT AT THE GRAMMAR.

Wha???? I concur x muchly and a lot + infinity.

Oh baby, oh baby. I want you, I want you

What’s the difference between an Abbo and a park bench?
A PARK BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY!!!!!!!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“Hey B2, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Yes B1, I think I am.”
“We should burn down the house”
“BRILLIANT!”

HEY BRIE, THANKS FOR THE PARTY IT WAS REALLY GOOD HAPPY 18TH
LOTS OF LOVE, JOHN AND MEGRON!

WOW, 16 pages of crap and still going strong. Pity it was MEANT TO BE A FREAKING DUTCH STORY.

I found them but their not having sex, so we cant shout at them. Sigh. Not sure if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing. I pretty much DON’T want to walk in on people sexing. Just no. tis all rather ick actually, and best avoided. Avoided at all costs in fact. I concur, just no.

Nawww, Dan is going. I love Dan. *tis muchly sad from this revelation* Yes. yes it is. Lol, Dixon has emerged from the room with Laura. He completely listened to the fridge when it told them to make out. Well, okay, it told Laura to kiss him, but these details are unimportant.
Also, I killed a daemonic piñata in most honourable single combat. THIS – IS – SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!
This is, in fact, not Sparta, but rather a rather non-important corner of Victoria. Not as romantic I know, but there you are…

Ytype in ctaszy woesds deunksnedd dedleldeld.

Ahhh, all alone! Where has everyone gone?
So Mr chocolate, drunk off Jim Beam, stumbled into the bar. Only to meet with Mohammed, who stared him in the eye and licked his lips; He loved chocolate.

BLOB SURFING – annoying past time developed with careful consideration to the annoyance factor. Usually done as sleep begins lol FUN IS WITH THE TORTURE MUAHAHAHAHHA ……
SURF BOARD NOT REQUIRED, JUST BLOBS
FUNNER THEN A HOUSE OF PANCAKES
DUCKS ARE ANATHEMA

Mr. Chocolate at this time began to contemplate the meaning of his existence. If everything was based on perception, then Mr. Chocolate reasoned that he could perceive whatever he wanted. A whale fell out of the sky and Mr. Chocolate ceased to exist…
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC SSC had also ceased to exist as well. (BSC – Bronze Swimming Certificate. SSC – Silver Swimming Certificate.) Before he became a non-entity he wrote ‘I am a Fish’ four hundred times on his exam paper.

*pelvic thrust*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow what a night, and our fabulous story suddenly became and estranged collection of random comments, Thank You all for adding to this STORY.

Aaaaah... it needed soooo many breaks. *fingers implode*