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9:32 pm;
rawrd by Brie
15 soliloquies
I made three discoveries today. The first was that melted butter only tastes nice after you add sugar. Well the next one is important anyways. I've finally finished all my exams and i was home alone so i decided to make some biscuits. I'm not usually a big fan of cooking but these biscuits are different. All i have to do is add a whole lot of stuff, mix it, roll it into balls, realise i haven't started preh-heating the oven and dip the biscuit dough into sugar... mmm... sugar. They're incredibly healthy biscuits. I mean, butter is made from milk so it has calcium which is good for you (unless you're my local chiropractor who believes it weakens your bones and you should go eat dirt instead) and sugar gives you energy and energy is a very useful thing to have, oh and coconut, it's a fruit so therefore it has to be good for you.
Anyways i like making these biscuits because the dough tastes so nice, some for me, some for the tray, some for me... i think i ate several biscuits worth. I also ate some of the leftover sugar and made my second discovery. A heaped not-desert-spoon-but-the-size-up of sugar is not a good amount to put in my mouth all at once. It took me quite a while to finish eating...
Every time i make these biscuits i look at the recipe and decide t
hat approx. 24 is not enough, so i double it and end up with 28... i think i may be making them too big... oh well, you can never have big enough coconut biscuits. I took a photo so everyone could see them. I'm quite proud of the fact that they're actually fairly round... my third and last discovery was made looking for the silly camera. Soon i won't have to do this cos i'm probably getting my own for christmas, so you can look foward to more badly taken photos, yay!
Anyways, we have bright fluro green duct tape! Okay, so i lied... none of my discoveries were important but i'm sure you'll get over it.
For those of you who have gotten this far i have a question *insert drum roll here*
What tastes nicer: biscuits or biscuit dough?
rawrd by Brie
15 soliloquies
Monday, November 21, 2005
Anyways i like making these biscuits because the dough tastes so nice, some for me, some for the tray, some for me... i think i ate several biscuits worth. I also ate some of the leftover sugar and made my second discovery. A heaped not-desert-spoon-but-the-size-up of sugar is not a good amount to put in my mouth all at once. It took me quite a while to finish eating...
Every time i make these biscuits i look at the recipe and decide t
hat approx. 24 is not enough, so i double it and end up with 28... i think i may be making them too big... oh well, you can never have big enough coconut biscuits. I took a photo so everyone could see them. I'm quite proud of the fact that they're actually fairly round... my third and last discovery was made looking for the silly camera. Soon i won't have to do this cos i'm probably getting my own for christmas, so you can look foward to more badly taken photos, yay!Anyways, we have bright fluro green duct tape! Okay, so i lied... none of my discoveries were important but i'm sure you'll get over it.
For those of you who have gotten this far i have a question *insert drum roll here*
What tastes nicer: biscuits or biscuit dough?
4:39 pm;
rawrd by Brie
14 soliloquies
Okay, i got this from here who got it originally from here. Anyways, i thought it was funny... i wonder who started it... the picture doesn't seem to be loading... well, visit the site and have a look. They're teaching different theories of evolution in some american schools and so this group want them to teach about their religion which worships the flying spaghetti monster, wearing pirate costumes... anyways, it's worth a look!
rawrd by Brie
14 soliloquies
Friday, November 11, 2005
Labels: lookit
3:00 pm;
rawrd by Brie
14 soliloquies
Okay this is a conversation i just had on msn with my friend Laura, (except she didn't call me aimless of course. i changed it so no one gets confused when i use my real name) she's the bold one...Enjoy (though i would recommend reading it all at once, it's about 250 lines and 1,600 words!)
dont you trust me?
i trust you
*eyes dart around*
*hits laura over head*
*falls to the ground, pool of blood forming*
*bends over corpse smiling evilly*
*eyes open suddenly!*
*smacks Aimless over the face*
*aaah*
*falls backwards over cliff*
*plummets 1 km*
*lands in the middle of a gang of murderous penguins*
*who seem to be in Australia*
*laura chants KILL KILL KILL*
*penguins gather round flat Aimless wielding long knifes*
*penguins bend over Aimless, smiling (wtf lol) evilly*
*da da dum*
*mermaids appear*
*flat Aimless is relieved*
*laura laughs from above cliff*
*Aimless grabs fin of mermaid and escapes*
*only to drown in the ocean*
*laura shouts NOOOOOOOO! hereeeee fishy fishy fishy*
*big fish comes*
*laura grabs hold and goes out to the droning Aimless*
*laura saves Aimless bay watch style*
*laura runs onto beach with Aimless slung over her back in slooooow motion*
*veeeeeeeerry slooooooooow*
*sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow*
*Aimless's eyes open*
*she grabs a gun from behind her back*
*laura's too quick! already stabs Aimless in the chest!*
*aaah (screams Aimless) i'm dying*
*with last breath she shoots laura in the head and stumbles into ER*
*laura shouts TRY FALLING OFF THE FLOOR NOW, BITCH!* (my msn name was no matter how hard you try you can't fall off the floor)
*her head is immune to the attack...*
*cos she has such a thick skull*
*why thank you*
*ummm, that wasn't exactly a compliment*
*i know lol*
*Aimless falls off floor and onto a humpback whale*
*laura dresses up as Pinocchio and hides in whales stomach*
*laura's nose begins to grow giving whale an ulcer*
*whale spits laura back up and Aimless rides off into the sunset*
*i didn’t tell a lie yet!*
*yeah u did Aimless sticks out tongue*
*laura jumps in rocket and flies off into the sunset, chasing Aimless*
*Aimless sails around the world in 40 days*
*is awarded medal by queen*
*finds out laura is queen! *
*da da dum*
*medal melts and burns Aimless’s skin*
*acidic-ness makes Aimless holey*
*goes off to form a church*
*starts crusade against satanic queen*
*hardens and is unremovable*
*ER come a-running! accidently remove Aimlesss skin in the process!*
*due to increases in scienfic knowledge Aimless had blue skin specially made for her*
*laura laughs cos Aimless now looks like a smurf*
*Aimless abandons church and starts a smurf cult*
*laura, satanic queen, bombs Aimlesss smurf cult, blue skin everywhere*
*Aimless hides out in bomb shelter*
*laura shuots 'i will get you my pretty! and your little frog too!'
*frog has a heart attack*
*Aimless, mad with hate seeks revenge*
*we all know frogs go*clap* la di da di da...*
*frog's second cousin monkey sneaks into palace*
*attacks satanic queen from behind*
*GAAAARAGAHAHHHHHH!*
*monkey has hands around her neck*
*laura has super-strength suddenly! grabs monkey!*
*monkey does backflip*
*monkey shouts 'AAAGH! BY A VAMPIRE!'*
*laura chases him*
*comes back with cool matrix moves*
*monkey or Aimless?*
*monkey, satanic queens can't do matrix moves*
*Aimlesss a satanic queen? no no no! Aimless is the leader of the smurf-cult!*
*na ah Aimless used magic potion as cult leader to trade places*
*laura suddenly turns blue!*
*laura shrinks... *
*Aimless has money*
*and fancy clothes*
*laura calls in witch doctor to mix a swapping potion...*
*laura splashes Aimless with potion, turning her back into smurf!*
*potion back fires*
*goes horribly wrong! Aimless is now a satanic smurf*
*lol, monkey becomes satanic queen*
*laura becomes blue monkey*
*dear god this is getting weird*
*laura sighs, and goes and shaves off her blue fur*
*monkey starts eating crown*
*breaks teeth so goes to orthodontist*
*an hour passes... everything turns to normal*
*noooo screams Aimless*
*laura no longer feels like she has to kill Aimless*
*truce!*
*smurfs scream with happiness, a new public holiday*
*laura and Aimless shake hands*
*but behind Aimless's back*
*laura zaps Aimless with novelty shocker*
*Aimless has heart attack*
*heehee*
*laura cries! nooo!*
*Aimless turns into zombie*
*oh i liked you better when you were dead*
*laura starts singing 'i walked with a zombie'*
*zombie Aimless (who is tone deaf) joins in*
*laura covers ears and has a seizure*
*see you in the graveyard at midnight!*
*such a horrifying delight! (her voice continues to sing)*
*your ice cold touch it feels so right!*
*disembodied voice*
*and just last night i walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie...*
*laura lies still on the floor*
*Aimless cries out mournfully 'my only friend'*
*dies (again) of sorrow*
*laura and Aimless lay dead on the floor*
*monkey gets hungry*
*monkey/satanic queen rules the world!*
*eats crown for the second time*
*with millions of smurfs worshipping it*
*chokes on crown*
*death causes civil war*
*aaaaaaaagh! by a vampire!*
*vampires vs smurfs*
*ooh who will win!*
*laura baracks for vampires*
*Aimless barracks for smurfs*
*smurfs start fortifying their lil houses*
*with big pointy not-lil stakes*
*laura is guesing Aimless doesnt know what fortifying means*
*Aimless doesn't care, puts big rocks around to fortify*
*then goes to fortify self with glass of whisky*
*laura prefers fortified wine*
*finally fortifying the bedroom door with a chair baracade*
*Aimless prefers rum port*
*lauras corpse gets shitfaced, too much fortified wine!*
*lauras corpse stumbles around blindly*
*joins Aimless zombie for drunken adventure*
*hahaha*
*stumble into war zone*
*vampires and smurfs attack the two drunken dead bodies*
*they are defenceless*
*AAAGH! BY A VAMPIRE!*
*aaagh by a smurf*
*smurfs start gorilla warfare*
*ie find gorilla reinforcements*
*ahh guerilla!*
*na ah i want big monkeys*
*guerilla gorillas*
*yeah they hide out in trees near vampire base*
*very quietly (for gorillas that is)*
*snaps branch and lands with a thud*
*vampires rise out of coffins!*
*leave me behind (says fallen gorilla) fend for yourself*
*whos gorilla talking to?*
*other gorilla*
*two in the same tree?*
*smurfs swarm in from behind vampires*
*they were BIG trees*
*big motherfuckers!! lol*
*vampires fly off into the night*
*smurfs grab vampire legs and hold on*
*laura laughs at that sight*
*smurfs begin to lose their grip*
*Aimless awakens from drunken stupor*
*heehee thousands of falling smurfs*
*and has a smurf land on her head*
*Aimless is knocked out again*
*laura dances*
*laura is knocked out by specially heavy smurf*
*daaaaaaamn*
*laura awakens to find slightly squashed smurf sitting on her face*
*laura picks off smurf*
*bit by bit*
*makes smurf-salad*
*vampires feast*
*Aimless and vampires gather round*
*only to suffer from salmonella cos its undercooked*
*smurfs attack helpless vampires while laura seems to be gone*
*over running them*
*salmonella lol*
*salmons jump out of river... attacking smurfs*
*smurfs battle bravely but finally succumb*
*in a bravely and smurf-like way of course*
*the smurfs declare a temporary truce while Aimless tries to finish english homework*
*oh sorry Aimless! laura continues survey...*
*s'ok, i'll be done in a sec (says Aimless)*
*using word so that laura receives no warning Aimless joins the remaining smurfs in a secret undercover mission*
*one of the smurfs has infiltrated the vampire army and lets them into the base that morning*
*the smurfs set fire to the vampire's tents and they die as the sunlight reaches them*
*the smurfs have the upper hand*
*while laura does her survey they takeover the base and hold all remaining vampires hostage*
*the vampires are forced to surrender*
*OH WHAT! WAAAAAAAAIT!*
*laura looks at Aimless like shes stupid. 'vampires cant die, you idiot! she says. not unless they have a stake through the hearts!'
*but the sun kills them pleads Aimless*
*soooort of... says laura*
*well, the almost dead vampires are helpless so the smurfs collect some stakes and start stabbing*
*the vampire army is decimated*
*yay for the smurfs cries Aimless their newly promoted warlord*
*suddenly saddam hussein bombs the entire world, killing everyone except laura, because she escaped in her rocket, rememebr!*
*laura, being hungover, crashes her rocket into the moon*
*mankind (and smurfkind) are wiped out*
*laura wakes up on moon with massive hangover... and realises there is no aspirin on the moon*
*aaaah*
*laura bangs head on moon cheese in an attempt to get rid of hangover*
*ends up denting rock*
*(cos she has a thick skull)*
*plus cheese isn't very hard cos it's a mixture not an ionic bond*
*Aimless continues writing cos laura seems to have gone again*
*laura tunes back in*
*baby cheese monsters appear*
*laura hides in moon crater, and to her shock, Aimless in in there!*
*you killed mummy they scream*
*Aimless (who doesnt have a hangover) digs a tunnel*
*laura groans, holds her head, and follows*
*Aimless brings a canary so they can detect any gas leakages*
*the canary dies*
*laura sighs at Aimlesss stupidity*
*canary flies off to canary heaven*
*but laura (being the former satanic queen) and Aimless (being the former satanic smurf) get sent to hell*
*da da dum*
*Aimless moans*
*being satanics and all, laura and Aimless rule hell!*
*the devil becomes janitor*
*laura leaves tons of fortified wine bottles around the place, angering janitor but he ahs no choice*
*cos he needs the money and work regulations have changed leaving him with no bargaining power*
*muahahahahahaaaaaa*
*actually, laura doesnt like fortified wine. she is more of an absinthe girl*
*Aimless was honest - Aimless likes rum port*
*laura doesnt even know what that is*
*port with a chocolate after taste*
*whats absinthe*
*absinthe = alcohol*
*need further explanation?*
*nah, Aimless is not THAT dumb (well maybe she is)*
*ok laura shall explain*
*laura sighs at the amount of people she has explained absinthe to*
*absinthe = really really strong alcohol, its green, and its banned in most countries. it makes you see green fairies*
*but i like green fairies*
*yaaay*
*and pink ones*
rawrd by Brie
14 soliloquies
Thursday, November 03, 2005
dont you trust me?
i trust you
*eyes dart around*
*hits laura over head*
*falls to the ground, pool of blood forming*
*bends over corpse smiling evilly*
*eyes open suddenly!*
*smacks Aimless over the face*
*aaah*
*falls backwards over cliff*
*plummets 1 km*
*lands in the middle of a gang of murderous penguins*
*who seem to be in Australia*
*laura chants KILL KILL KILL*
*penguins gather round flat Aimless wielding long knifes*
*penguins bend over Aimless, smiling (wtf lol) evilly*
*da da dum*
*mermaids appear*
*flat Aimless is relieved*
*laura laughs from above cliff*
*Aimless grabs fin of mermaid and escapes*
*only to drown in the ocean*
*laura shouts NOOOOOOOO! hereeeee fishy fishy fishy*
*big fish comes*
*laura grabs hold and goes out to the droning Aimless*
*laura saves Aimless bay watch style*
*laura runs onto beach with Aimless slung over her back in slooooow motion*
*veeeeeeeerry slooooooooow*
*sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow*
*Aimless's eyes open*
*she grabs a gun from behind her back*
*laura's too quick! already stabs Aimless in the chest!*
*aaah (screams Aimless) i'm dying*
*with last breath she shoots laura in the head and stumbles into ER*
*laura shouts TRY FALLING OFF THE FLOOR NOW, BITCH!* (my msn name was no matter how hard you try you can't fall off the floor)
*her head is immune to the attack...*
*cos she has such a thick skull*
*why thank you*
*ummm, that wasn't exactly a compliment*
*i know lol*
*Aimless falls off floor and onto a humpback whale*
*laura dresses up as Pinocchio and hides in whales stomach*
*laura's nose begins to grow giving whale an ulcer*
*whale spits laura back up and Aimless rides off into the sunset*
*i didn’t tell a lie yet!*
*yeah u did Aimless sticks out tongue*
*laura jumps in rocket and flies off into the sunset, chasing Aimless*
*Aimless sails around the world in 40 days*
*is awarded medal by queen*
*finds out laura is queen! *
*da da dum*
*medal melts and burns Aimless’s skin*
*acidic-ness makes Aimless holey*
*goes off to form a church*
*starts crusade against satanic queen*
*hardens and is unremovable*
*ER come a-running! accidently remove Aimlesss skin in the process!*
*due to increases in scienfic knowledge Aimless had blue skin specially made for her*
*laura laughs cos Aimless now looks like a smurf*
*Aimless abandons church and starts a smurf cult*
*laura, satanic queen, bombs Aimlesss smurf cult, blue skin everywhere*
*Aimless hides out in bomb shelter*
*laura shuots 'i will get you my pretty! and your little frog too!'
*frog has a heart attack*
*Aimless, mad with hate seeks revenge*
*we all know frogs go*clap* la di da di da...*
*frog's second cousin monkey sneaks into palace*
*attacks satanic queen from behind*
*GAAAARAGAHAHHHHHH!*
*monkey has hands around her neck*
*laura has super-strength suddenly! grabs monkey!*
*monkey does backflip*
*monkey shouts 'AAAGH! BY A VAMPIRE!'*
*laura chases him*
*comes back with cool matrix moves*
*monkey or Aimless?*
*monkey, satanic queens can't do matrix moves*
*Aimlesss a satanic queen? no no no! Aimless is the leader of the smurf-cult!*
*na ah Aimless used magic potion as cult leader to trade places*
*laura suddenly turns blue!*
*laura shrinks... *
*Aimless has money*
*and fancy clothes*
*laura calls in witch doctor to mix a swapping potion...*
*laura splashes Aimless with potion, turning her back into smurf!*
*potion back fires*
*goes horribly wrong! Aimless is now a satanic smurf*
*lol, monkey becomes satanic queen*
*laura becomes blue monkey*
*dear god this is getting weird*
*laura sighs, and goes and shaves off her blue fur*
*monkey starts eating crown*
*breaks teeth so goes to orthodontist*
*an hour passes... everything turns to normal*
*noooo screams Aimless*
*laura no longer feels like she has to kill Aimless*
*truce!*
*smurfs scream with happiness, a new public holiday*
*laura and Aimless shake hands*
*but behind Aimless's back*
*laura zaps Aimless with novelty shocker*
*Aimless has heart attack*
*heehee*
*laura cries! nooo!*
*Aimless turns into zombie*
*oh i liked you better when you were dead*
*laura starts singing 'i walked with a zombie'*
*zombie Aimless (who is tone deaf) joins in*
*laura covers ears and has a seizure*
*see you in the graveyard at midnight!*
*such a horrifying delight! (her voice continues to sing)*
*your ice cold touch it feels so right!*
*disembodied voice*
*and just last night i walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie...*
*laura lies still on the floor*
*Aimless cries out mournfully 'my only friend'*
*dies (again) of sorrow*
*laura and Aimless lay dead on the floor*
*monkey gets hungry*
*monkey/satanic queen rules the world!*
*eats crown for the second time*
*with millions of smurfs worshipping it*
*chokes on crown*
*death causes civil war*
*aaaaaaaagh! by a vampire!*
*vampires vs smurfs*
*ooh who will win!*
*laura baracks for vampires*
*Aimless barracks for smurfs*
*smurfs start fortifying their lil houses*
*with big pointy not-lil stakes*
*laura is guesing Aimless doesnt know what fortifying means*
*Aimless doesn't care, puts big rocks around to fortify*
*then goes to fortify self with glass of whisky*
*laura prefers fortified wine*
*finally fortifying the bedroom door with a chair baracade*
*Aimless prefers rum port*
*lauras corpse gets shitfaced, too much fortified wine!*
*lauras corpse stumbles around blindly*
*joins Aimless zombie for drunken adventure*
*hahaha*
*stumble into war zone*
*vampires and smurfs attack the two drunken dead bodies*
*they are defenceless*
*AAAGH! BY A VAMPIRE!*
*aaagh by a smurf*
*smurfs start gorilla warfare*
*ie find gorilla reinforcements*
*ahh guerilla!*
*na ah i want big monkeys*
*guerilla gorillas*
*yeah they hide out in trees near vampire base*
*very quietly (for gorillas that is)*
*snaps branch and lands with a thud*
*vampires rise out of coffins!*
*leave me behind (says fallen gorilla) fend for yourself*
*whos gorilla talking to?*
*other gorilla*
*two in the same tree?*
*smurfs swarm in from behind vampires*
*they were BIG trees*
*big motherfuckers!! lol*
*vampires fly off into the night*
*smurfs grab vampire legs and hold on*
*laura laughs at that sight*
*smurfs begin to lose their grip*
*Aimless awakens from drunken stupor*
*heehee thousands of falling smurfs*
*and has a smurf land on her head*
*Aimless is knocked out again*
*laura dances*
*laura is knocked out by specially heavy smurf*
*daaaaaaamn*
*laura awakens to find slightly squashed smurf sitting on her face*
*laura picks off smurf*
*bit by bit*
*makes smurf-salad*
*vampires feast*
*Aimless and vampires gather round*
*only to suffer from salmonella cos its undercooked*
*smurfs attack helpless vampires while laura seems to be gone*
*over running them*
*salmonella lol*
*salmons jump out of river... attacking smurfs*
*smurfs battle bravely but finally succumb*
*in a bravely and smurf-like way of course*
*the smurfs declare a temporary truce while Aimless tries to finish english homework*
*oh sorry Aimless! laura continues survey...*
*s'ok, i'll be done in a sec (says Aimless)*
*using word so that laura receives no warning Aimless joins the remaining smurfs in a secret undercover mission*
*one of the smurfs has infiltrated the vampire army and lets them into the base that morning*
*the smurfs set fire to the vampire's tents and they die as the sunlight reaches them*
*the smurfs have the upper hand*
*while laura does her survey they takeover the base and hold all remaining vampires hostage*
*the vampires are forced to surrender*
*OH WHAT! WAAAAAAAAIT!*
*laura looks at Aimless like shes stupid. 'vampires cant die, you idiot! she says. not unless they have a stake through the hearts!'
*but the sun kills them pleads Aimless*
*soooort of... says laura*
*well, the almost dead vampires are helpless so the smurfs collect some stakes and start stabbing*
*the vampire army is decimated*
*yay for the smurfs cries Aimless their newly promoted warlord*
*suddenly saddam hussein bombs the entire world, killing everyone except laura, because she escaped in her rocket, rememebr!*
*laura, being hungover, crashes her rocket into the moon*
*mankind (and smurfkind) are wiped out*
*laura wakes up on moon with massive hangover... and realises there is no aspirin on the moon*
*aaaah*
*laura bangs head on moon cheese in an attempt to get rid of hangover*
*ends up denting rock*
*(cos she has a thick skull)*
*plus cheese isn't very hard cos it's a mixture not an ionic bond*
*Aimless continues writing cos laura seems to have gone again*
*laura tunes back in*
*baby cheese monsters appear*
*laura hides in moon crater, and to her shock, Aimless in in there!*
*you killed mummy they scream*
*Aimless (who doesnt have a hangover) digs a tunnel*
*laura groans, holds her head, and follows*
*Aimless brings a canary so they can detect any gas leakages*
*the canary dies*
*laura sighs at Aimlesss stupidity*
*canary flies off to canary heaven*
*but laura (being the former satanic queen) and Aimless (being the former satanic smurf) get sent to hell*
*da da dum*
*Aimless moans*
*being satanics and all, laura and Aimless rule hell!*
*the devil becomes janitor*
*laura leaves tons of fortified wine bottles around the place, angering janitor but he ahs no choice*
*cos he needs the money and work regulations have changed leaving him with no bargaining power*
*muahahahahahaaaaaa*
*actually, laura doesnt like fortified wine. she is more of an absinthe girl*
*Aimless was honest - Aimless likes rum port*
*laura doesnt even know what that is*
*port with a chocolate after taste*
*whats absinthe*
*absinthe = alcohol*
*need further explanation?*
*nah, Aimless is not THAT dumb (well maybe she is)*
*ok laura shall explain*
*laura sighs at the amount of people she has explained absinthe to*
*absinthe = really really strong alcohol, its green, and its banned in most countries. it makes you see green fairies*
*but i like green fairies*
*yaaay*
*and pink ones*
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